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Bitchin Words ‘O Sane Wisdom Fortune Cookies!
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from our very own Lady Fortuna, Mistress of Destiny, and if you’re special,
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Neko. Also look for the special fortunes hidden in
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Lady Fortuna, Mistress
of Destiny
“I will die for
MyuNyu, The
Gambling Neko-jin
“Bitchin Camero!-nyu”
MyoNyo, The Neko-jin
“Rock the boat!-nyo”
The Cookies!!
Now Go!! Clear the
way, you’re blocking the door!!
You are
the person
to bite the cookie!
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don’t take us seriously or your brain will explode. Thanks for visiting us and
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