DJ Spider Burgler

Name: DJ Spider Burgler
Real name: SpiderMan HamBurgler
Realer name: Mike
D.O.B. 6/13/83
That makes you: filled with unfathomable rage… wait that's not very gangsta… ahem.. It pisses me off Yo. Word.
Occupation: 1 part lead, 2 parts paint chips. And a single daisy swirled in orange juice, served in a shoe!
Turn ons: I as well enjoy the occasional giant robot. However I do particularly enjoy Brak and Meatwad. As well as large boobers…. Word.
Turn offs: anything that turns me off
Favorite toothpaste: Well I usually dip my toothbrush in my mouthwash and then brush with that.
Favorite my three son 's episode: I don't remember that show… however I do remember the episode of Lassy where little timmy went RADIOACTIVE!!! And then the army had to test him for radiation (which indeed, went off the scale because he is just THAT damn radioactive). I think he lived. And his dad scolded him for interfering in the governments nuclear experiments… with hamsters… just next to his own house… well GOLLLLY. And Gee Willikers!
Favorite cut of pork: Ham, it's the butt you know…
Who 's better? Bob Dylan. After all if you're not chillin like a villain with bob Dylan… then how exactly are you chillin… like a villain? Well that's just pathetic
Aren 't you that guy? Yes… I am… but don't tell my mother, she would be so ashamed.
Who would win in a fight? Brak… no meatwad…… ThunderClese….. Judge Mightor…. Space Ghost… Moltar…. God.. I have no idea.
Can I have a quarter? Negative…. Biatch. Word
What 's the answer? Purple!! And Green!!! Grurple!
Isn 't it great? Truly… Homie… Word
Remember? I DO! I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT! Oh man, that was definetly a good time.
How do you feel about that? With my index, middle finger, and my thumb… or sometimes the pinky
Nutritional facts: Milk gives me the poops