FRUITY

Name: Haysoos Crispies

Real name: Fruity

Realer name: Matt

D.O.B. 9/15/82

That makes you: angry .and you won 't like me when I'm angry

Position in band: left wing, lead hamster

Occupation: 2 % milk

Turn ons: Giant robots, Lasers, girls, smaller giant robots, Gibson Les Paul copies

Turn offs: Girls, small robots, the phrase same difference, commas

Favorite toothpaste: El Colgate

Favorite my three son 's episode: The one where one of the boys had a problem and Steve helped them solve it.

Favorite cut of pork: Loin (hee hee)

Who 's better? Definitely the guy with the robot arm "he can crush cans and stuff" yeah, he 's pretty awesome

Aren 't you that guy? No, but I get that a lot.

Who would win in a fight? Depends, is Mike Ditka mini too?

Can I have a quarter? A quarter of what?

What 's the answer? 14 ?no 7! Crap, I'm bad at word problems

Isn 't it great? Well it was at first, but towards the end the writing just got sloppy and I blacked out a few times I don 't really wanna talk about it

Remember? Barely, but what was with the roller skates?

How do you feel about that? It hurts deep down inside, where I 'm all pink and gushy.

Nutritional facts: Deadly when consumed