Numba 1 Shorty

Name: Numba 1 Shorty
Real name: Ghetto Princess
Realer name: Amanda
D.O.B. 12/29/82
That makes you: flaming poop in a bag
Occupation: billboard model
Turn ons:  hot boys, chocolate, monster trucks, ice cream, ponies
Turn offs: annoying people, stupid people, new york drivers and traffic, bad news
Favorite toothpaste: colgate
Favorite my three son 's episode: the one where they all get naked and fondle each other..... o wait u mean the 50's series? not a porn? oooo ummmm.... who the hell watches that anymore?
Favorite cut of pork: chop chop
Who 's better? superman... he can fly ... and he can totally get away with wearing spandex and still look great!
Aren 't you that guy? um actually last time i checked... i wasn't a guy... my boobs are a tell tale sign of that....
Who would win in a fight? me
Can I have a quarter? no.... i'm poor
What 's the answer?the answer is quite simple you see... but if u can't figure it out, i'm not going to tell you
Isn 't it great? great? its absolutely fabulous!!
Remember? o yeah.... i remember that... good times, good times!! (o wouldn't YOU like to know!)
How do you feel about that?i feel a little sad about it actually... its quite a loss.... um.... he was such a great musician and artist.. wait who died?? did anyone die? i hope not
Nutritional facts: sweet... packed with loads of SUGAR!