GUYS FIGURED OUT BY NAME
‹-•-›Aaron's are dependable and talented.
‹-•-›Adam's are dorky, yet funny.
‹-•-›Alex's are preppy.
‹-•-›Allen's like porno, and are usually hot in a skater kind of way.
‹-•-›Andy... Everyone has an Andy.
‹-•-›Ben's are the smart, silent type.
‹-•-›Bill's are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
‹-•-›Brad's try too hard and most often don't measure up.
‹-•-›Brandon's are dark-haired, players.
‹-•-›Brett's are shy and clumsy.
‹-•-›Brian's usually have only one good feature.
‹-•-›Carter's are rich, power-hungry snobs.
‹-•-›Chad's are hot; quiet but interesting once you get inside.
‹-•-›Charlie's are walking sex.
‹-•-›Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
‹-•-›Christian's are proper and boring in bed.
‹-•-›Chuck's wear their heart on their sleeves.
‹-•-›Craig's are a little misguided.
‹-•-›Dane's are thick-headed.
‹-•-›Dave's are impossible to deal with, but impossible to get over.
‹-•-›Dennis' are desperate flirts.
‹-•-›Derek's are geeky but cute when you get to know them.
‹-•-›Derrick's get you in the mood.
‹-•-›Devon's are destined for trouble.
‹-•-›Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
‹-•-›Ed's are the best pals.
‹-•-›Eddie's are fast.
‹-•-›Elliot's are cute but irresponsible.
‹-•-›Eric's are forgettable.
‹-•-›Ethan's smell funky.
‹-•-›Frank's (and Tony's) are Italian Stallions.
‹-•-›Fred is in the chess club.
‹-•-›Frederick's could be snotty.
‹-•-›Gary's are mildly weird.
‹-•-›George's are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
‹-•-›Glen's are either short or intelligent.
‹-•-›Greg's are bizarre.
‹-•-›Initial-Name guys are cool.
‹-•-›Jake's are insecure and slightly repulsive.
‹-•-›James' are egotistical.
‹-•-›Jamie's are shy but cuddly.
‹-•-›Jared's think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
‹-•-›Jason's are fun loving and handsome.
‹-•-›Jeff's are cuddly and adorable.
‹-•-›Jerry's are slimy.
‹-•-›Jeremy's are a tad fruity.
‹-•-›Jim's are macho, but reliable.
‹-•-›Jimmy's are sweet and sexy.
‹-•-›Joe's are thoughtful; sometimes awkward shy-guys in first date situations.
‹-•-›Joel's are frustrated; tend to hang out with Nelsons.
‹-•-›John... It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
‹-•-›Jon`s are rugged, but sweet and sensitive.
‹-•-›Josh's are romantic, but tend to be back-stabbers.
‹-•-›Justin's mess with your mind.
‹-•-›Kevin's have swanky hair.
‹-•-›Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
‹-•-›Ken's just don't measure-up.
‹-•-›Kyle's are horny!
‹-•-›Kurt... There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
‹-•-›Lance's only want your body.
‹-•-›Leonard's are avid bug collectors.
‹-•-›Luke's are dreamers.
‹-•-›Malcolm's are just too darn funny.
‹-•-›Marco's are players.
‹-•-›Mark's are touchy, often moody.
‹-•-›Martin's have a strange sense of humor.
‹-•-›Matt's are wandering.
‹-•-›Mike's are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
‹-•-›Nate's are cocky for a reason.
‹-•-›Nelson's are home-schooled and sheltered.
‹-•-›Nick's only want your body.
‹-•-›Owen's have large families and drive fast.
‹-•-›Patrick's are incredibly sexy.
‹-•-›Paul's suffer from male-pattern baldness.
‹-•-›Peter's are stalkers.
‹-•-›Phil's are cute and sensitive but geeky.
‹-•-›Philip's are more geeky, but equally sensitive.
‹-•-›Ray's are players but majorly hot!
‹-•-›Randy's have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
‹-•-›Richard--Dick, need I say more?
‹-•-›Rick's are very sensitive, cute, and charming!
‹-•-›Rob's are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
‹-•-›Robin's are tormented.
‹-•-›Rod's are (as is the name itself) perverted.
‹-•-›Roger's are pains in the ass.
‹-•-›Ron's are into pasta, and usually have bad hair.
‹-•-›Roy's are so childish.
‹-•-›Ryan`s are never appreshated
‹-•-›Sam's just like sex.
‹-•-›Scott's are hormonal and usually bad news.
‹-•-›Shawn's (or Sean's) come off as arrogant, but are sweet in one-on-one situations.
‹-•-›Shane's are shady.
‹-•-›Simon's are thin.
‹-•-›Steve's are extremes (extremely good looking/extremely bad/extremely emotional)
‹-•-›Steven's are gay.
‹-•-›Theo's (or Theodore's) always make you smile.
‹-•-›Ted's are ditzy but still make you smile.
‹-•-›Terry's are dependable and friendly.
‹-•-›Tim's are reliable but emotionally needy.
‹-•-›Timothy's like to be mommied.
‹-•-›Todd's are sweet, sporty guys.
‹-•-›Tom's are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
‹-•-›Tommy's are way too possessive & and need to get a life!
‹-•-›Tony... see Frank.
‹-•-›Travis' are dumb jocks.
‹-•-›Tyler's are genetically small.
‹-•-›Tyson's are extremely confident in all situations.
‹-•-›Vance's are good conversationalists.
‹-•-›Wesley's are romantic.
‹-•-›William's are funkadelic.
‹-•-›Zack's are good looking, but aloof.


-BaCK-