-Pick Up Lines fer Guys-

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow?

For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty.

You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

Is that dress felt? 'No' Oh, do you want it to be?

If you were a booger I`d pick you first.
-Pick Up Lines fer Girls-

Hi. (trust me, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.)

I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle....

Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.

Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!

If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?.

Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!

My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

love baseball, so take me home baby!

Do these look real?

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

My name is . I'll be your play toy tonight.

Hi, I'm a taudry slut looking for a good time.



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