Useless yet Fun Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
( Hardly seems worth it )

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
( Eww? )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
( OMG! )

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
( In my next life I want to be a pig! )

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
( I`m still not over the pig! )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
( Owwiez )

Polar bears are left handed.
( Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
( What about the pig? )

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.
( Huh.. and i thought that was suppose to be being polite )

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).
( I don`t get it )

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
( I still want to be a pig )

By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.
( I wouldn`t want to be that teacher)

It is impossible to lick your elbow. Every one has tried at least once.
(I can`t say I`ve tryed...)

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
(Is that good?.. or bad?)

On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
(whoaho!!!!! )

A shrimp's heart is in their head.
(Wow.. they get brain and heart damage at the same time)

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
(Wonder Why)

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
(Huh?)

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
(Poor depived people)

Rats and horses can't vomit.
(So?)

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
(Whatda Whoda Wha?)

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.
(Ouch!!!!)

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have One million descendants.
(Dayumn)

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
(Yuuck)

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
(who would have thunk?)
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
(where?)

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
(cool)

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
(No shit..)

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(that's just too weird. Anybody want to check this out?)

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
(Damn Fat People)

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
(that is ssoooo gross)

Most lipstick contains fish scales.
(yum...yum)

Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
(WOW !!)

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
(Interesting..)




-BaCK-