Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time i saw something like it i pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,by the afternoon, they're flats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
Yo momma is so dumb that when you were born, before they cut the umbilical cord she said, "Oh, he came with cable."
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