Pick-Up Lines!

Top 21 Pickup Lines for the First Day of School

So... you come to Detention often?

Baby, life is an extra credit question... and you're the answer.

(In the cafeteria:) Your name must be Chef's Special, 'cause you sure look yummy.

Are you lost? 'Cause my locker is that way.

Are you on the soccer team? 'Cause your body is kickin'.

(In Earth Science class:) You might be igneous or you might be metamorphic... but baby, you rock.

I'm about to get on the honor roll, 'cause I'd be honored to get your number.

You and I should be lab partners... 'cause we got chemistry.

If you were my homeroom teacher, I'd have perfect attendance.

Hope you've got a hall pass, 'cause you're trespassing in my heart.

The yearbook photographer must be rich, 'cause he gave you a million-dollar smile.

My pencil is No. 2 -- but baby, you're No. 1.

(In English class:) Can you help me with my book report? It's on The Book of Love.

I must be flunking geography - 'cause baby, I'm lost in your eyes.

Let's go conduct some Social Studies.

I don't know much about algebra, but I know You + Me = x (where x is defined as "forever")

Can I be one of your extracurriculars?

(In gym class:) You remind me of the Presidential Fitness test, 'cause you get my heart racing.

You know, colleges like to see PDA on your transcript. So let's get you into Harvard.

I flunked my astronomy test - 'cause I looked at you and saw stars.

I'm going to need some more electives, 'cause there just aren't enough languages to express how fine you are.

Other Pick-Up Lines

Do your pants have mirrors in them? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

If your ass was a chinese restaurant, I'll have the poo poo platter.

Wanna sit on my lap? We can talk about whatever 'pops' up.

I'm glad I have my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out.

That shirts looks nice on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

You're dad must've been a baker, cause you've got some really nice buns.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You must be the reason for global warming, 'cause you're like HOT!

Okay, here I am. What were your other 2 wishes?

I think I've seen you before. Last night? In my dreams?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I'm new in town, can I have directions to your apartment?

The voices in my head, they told me to come talk to you.

My name is Mr.Right. I heard you were lookin for me!

I lost my teddy Bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Your legs must be tired cause you were running through my mind all night long.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, what do you say about me spending some time between the holidays?

Wanna play Pearl Harbor?... It's a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

How about you and me go back to my home on the range and I can show you how the deer and the antelope play?

Honey, your buns can come into my oven anytime!!

By any chance do you girls have any mexican in you?... Want some?

(to a smoker) Can I kiss your ashtray?

I'm lost, can I go home with you?

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