The Story of the Mango Spread

You're just an average teenager driving in your everyday, ordinary car. Unbeknownst to all, you have mango spread in the backseat. You are going to pick up your significant other (*WinkWink*). You and your significant other are driving around, and you suddenly think to yourself, "there's nothing to do!". What would you suggest? Then you remember the mango spread! You pull over, look deeply into your significant other's eyes and using your sexy voice say, "I've got some mango spread in the backseat..." ~TO BE CONTINUED...~

Mango Spread scenario #1: Shakespeare

Mango Spread scenario #2: Mom finds out

Mango Spread scenario #3: Mango Spreaders Anonymous