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"wElCoMe To My BiG fUcKeN wAsTe Of TiMe"

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JoKe ThE wEeK

-- ok, so this man walks into a bar and puts an octipus on the table. He says "i bet anyone $50 that this octpus can play any instument you give it" so a man gives it a guitar. and the octipus wails on it like hendrix. THe next man gives it a trumpet. He plays better then louis armstrong. So both men pay up the $50. So a scottsman gives it some bag pipes. The ocitpus fiddles around with them for a bit, and finnaly stops. He looks at the scottsman with a confused look on his face. The man laughs and says "ha, you owe me 50$. COuldn't play it could ya?" and the ocitpus looks at him and says "play it? I was trying to figure out how to take it's pajamas off so i could fuck it ... -- thanx kevin 4 the joke


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