QUOTES

Fight Club Quotes

• Rules of Fight Club
  1. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
  2. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.
  3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
  4. Only two guys to a fight.
  5. One fight at a time.
  6. No shirts, no shoes.
  7. Fights go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first night at 'Fight Club', you have to fight.
  
  
• Narrator: I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
• Tyler Durden: Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need.
• Tyler: "Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?"
  Narrator: "No, I did not know that, is that true?
  Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items."
  Narrator: "Really."
  Tyler: "If one were so inclined."
  
• Tyler Durden: You just had a near-life experience.
• ["Jack" pulls a loose tooth out of his mouth.] Tyler Durden: Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
• Narrator: He had a plan. Maybe you just didn't see it 'til it hit you between the eyes. But, it started to make sense... in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
• "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
• "We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
• "Bob, Bob had bitch tits."
• - Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
• Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
• "That wasn't just a bunch of stuff that got blown up. That condo was mylife!!! ...I'd like to thank the Academy..."
• Tyler Durden: It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
• Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
• Tyler Durden: We're designed to be hunters and we're in a society of shopping. There's nothing to kill anymore, there's nothing to fight, nothing to overcome, nothing to explore.
• Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
• Airport Security Officer: Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article -- "a dildo" -- never "your dildo."
• Narrator: With a gun barrel stuck between your teeth, you only speak in vowels.
• Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing brass on the Titanic.