About Ye Ole Gyver:
I have a wife, Nicole, of seven years now...Wait? Wha? It's amazing anyone can put up with me for over ten minutes, but seven years? Good lord, someone needs to award that poor soul a medal. Hahaha. I also have a beautiful five year old daughter named Angel. I LOVE YOU NICOLE AND ANGEL FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!! =) I updated the site...I've been meaning to update it...I'm just busy and forget...that means lazy or playing vidya games. So yeah...enjoy and be merry. Be sure to check back soon because I plan on adding some new stuff for ya some day and who knows when I might put something else good in my links and list for ya, like the Stupid Experiments Page !!! So go look at them!!! GO NOW!!! RUN!!!
This is me being ghetto-licious in the cam.
This is the 8 foot spiderweb made of tape that I always speak of...we are very proud of it, lol.
This is me enjoying the 8 foot spiderweb...yeah I don't know.
Ever wonder what I would look like creeping around Wal-mart...now you know.
EAT PIE SUCKA!
Me and my best friend in our get away attempt!
I'm not the guy from Story of the year...I'll deny it always...until the day I die! heh heh heh
Well that is all for now...you should check in more often cuz there's no telling when I might remember to update this stuff again...
Top 10 things learned from online gaming
- 10)Your mother has a long, storied, colorful, checkered past. She's corpulent and has performed innumberable sexual favors for little compensation. In case of your opponents, she's done so for no other reason than the joy of bearing their children. Which leads to No.9, except in the case of No.4.
- 9)Your daddy was born many years before you. Anyone you encounter in an online game may well be in possession of a time machine, and his shrill, preadolescent insults should be recieved with appropriate respect. Filial piety demands that you let him take your head off with a BFG.
- 8)The flag should not be camped. Doing so is unsportsmanlike and only enrages those who are honorably attempting to capture it. One should always behave as though one's own flag is the freshly opened Ark of the Covenant and must never make the mistake of gazing apon it or it's surroundings. Apon learning of the capture of one's flag, one must count 10 Mississippis before giving chase.
- 7)South Central is in Arkansas, judging from the peculiar combinations of slang ans accent you encounter. The district is known for it's geographic fickleness, though, and may occasionally surface anywhere from the fabled Canadas to the flowering kingdoms of the Orient.
- 6)Babies do not require maintenance. They may scream ceaselessly in the backgrounds of your conversations with Arkansas gangstas, but given the inexhaustible multitude of children who've plagued you (and will continue to do so over the years) it's apparent that their feeding and other upkeep is entirely optional.
- 5)Robots are the future, and their distorted voices may be incomprehensible to you, but you must allow them to shoot you in your imaginary videogame brain. All the while thanking your weak, human gods that your future masters presently occupy themselves playing GTA4 online rather than crushing your bones beneath their steely tread.
- 4)Girls may be vocally indistinguishable from twelve year old boys. Mistaking the former for the latter and accosting the verbally will make you feel bad about yourself. At least, until you realize that the possession of ovaries does not make anyone less of an idiot.
- 3)Chocolate milk is a delicious nectar, and you should never cease your pursuit of it. Your obese, promiscuous mother will provide it on demand...you have only to shriek to her of your need for it.
- 2)Vents exsist to provide opportunity for your teammates to blockade you within while they giggle at your predicament. Allow them to do so until you decend into pure animal rage. It is right to indulge them in this, for they are your friends and allies.
- 1)Homosexuality is within all of us. Our screaming, ten year old daddy said so. It's presence is made more apparent by our inability to recognize the truths presented in the above list, and complemented by it's occasional companions: femininity and low IQ's. Take these lessons to heart, for they will completely and utterly fail to make you a better person.
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