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This right here was a not so happy girl, that didn't like my sack of money too well

jEm8 4 0 2: i have a bag of money
Butterfly847003: ok
jEm8 4 0 2: so would you want to see my bag of money
Butterfly847003: probably not
jEm8 4 0 2: it's got a big dollar sign on it and says no fat chicks aloud
Butterfly847003: ok
jEm8 4 0 2: so do you want my big bag of money......or better yet what would you do for it
Butterfly847003: nothing
Butterfly847003: i have a man
jEm8 4 0 2: so you wouldn't felate me for 20 bucks
Butterfly847003: no
jEm8 4 0 2: why not
Butterfly847003: i don't want you
jEm8 4 0 2: but you don't know...me i could be santa claus
jEm8 4 0 2: now doesn't every girl want santa claus
Butterfly847003: no, he's fat
Butterfly847003: and old
Butterfly847003: and crusty
Butterfly847003: and a skank
jEm8 4 0 2: well i dont' know if he's a skank...but doesn't that turn you women on these days
Butterfly847003: what being old and fat and not being able to see your penis
jEm8 4 0 2: i always thought that turned women on i mean why would they like some scrawny thin guy ....that wasn't old ...and had energy i just though they like to sit around with some fat guy all day long with they freaky sexual fanasites
Butterfly847003: well you thought wrong
jEm8 4 0 2: i guess so i do that alot
jEm8 4 0 2: think wrong
jEm8 4 0 2: like when i thought my teacher wanted to have sex with me wasn't i dead wrong when she slaped me have you ever had sex with a teacher
Butterfly847003: no
Butterfly847003: and i doubt that you made an attempt either
jEm8 4 0 2: .....yeah i may have been too drunk or something would you have sex with some super hott teacher for like 30 bucks
jEm8 4 0 2: how about that one