Moving too fast...

10/10/04~ Things just kept coming and going so quickly. Finally, a reason to slow down. I edited the shout-outs for the first time in a while because someone else finally mentioned being on here. Look for updates. Just check the dates. It's not hard. ~Jame

... she slowed me down.

LAST CHANGED: 10/10/04
(This section is only the latest and greatest!)
Every time I hear your name,
There's an uncanny resemblance to defeat.
I never want to touch base,
Because it's hard to face,
The things we've been.
I don't remember your precious smile.
Remember the ways you showed your worth.
I know what you want from me.
You're not here and I'm not well.
I hope you feel the pull,
It'll bring you down to where I go,
And that's what I know of life,
'Cause it was all I'm shown.
With what I know now,
I could never go back to you.
Disconnect and disconnect,
And disconnect.
The heart-attack,
It comes right back,
Right where we left off.
I point the gun too much.
You're fuckin' such an easy target.
I said I couldn't carry a goddamn thing,
But you gave it anyway.
Half-flattered you believed in me,
Half-sorry you made a mistake.
I hope it's cold,
In your room.
Let the warmth,
Lure you home.
I hope it's cold,
In your room,
And like a magnet,
It'll bring you home.

TRIBUTE TO: RUDY 10/10/04
(This section is just a tribute to a whatever topic I feel like tributing at the time.)
Rudy was my friend,
But he had an end.
Oh yes, I did send,
Him into an eternal sleep.
I'm so sorry, boy.
No longer my toy.
Oh, my pride and joy,
You no longer go "beep."
Rudy, my electronic penguin,
I'm so sorry, boy,
I hope you rest in peace.
Oh my Rudy, how I miss you.
Maybe we'll meet in a better world,
Filled with penguin boys and girls,
But until then my love for you will never cease,
And I just hope that you will rest in peace.

POINTLESS CONVERSATION: CRABS 6/22/04
(This section is an actual conversation held online with a friend. If a conversation gets weird enough, this is where it'll end up.)
Jame: My left nut itches.
Travis: DUDE SCRATCH IT
Jame: I can't! It's right by the crease of the jeans! They're too thick! I can't feel anything!
Jame: I've gotta go under!
Jame: Submerge! Now!
Travis: he's going under
Jame: Oh no, MAY DAY, MAY DAY! WE CAN'T DIVE ANY DEEPER WHILE I'M SITTING DOWN!
Jame: I'VE GOT TO STAND UP!
Travis: get up...QUICK
Jame: DAMN MY LAZY ASS!
Jame: It's too late...
Jame: ...
Jame: ...
Jame: ... We lost him...
Travis: its something everyone hasta go through
Travis: you'll be ok
Jame: Let's just hope the itch didn't spread.
Jame: I heard they can jump these days.
Travis: 4 times their own height
Jame: Oh man... that's not very promising.
Jame: Mine are like a foot and a half tall. I think they were cross-bred with raccoons.
Travis: i think ive heard about those
Travis: do they foam alot?
Jame: Only if you buy them with the rabies upgrade.
Jame: I didn't go for it. Went for the cheaper model instead.
Travis: thats understandable...with the rates these days
Jame: Yeah, because of the rates, I probably wouldn't get them vaccinated if they got rabies. Far too expensive. Besides, the foam makes for a rich shaving lather.
Travis: really? i oughta look into that
Jame: Yeah, yeah.
Jame: If you feed them food coloring, the foam will also die your skin as they suck the blood. Kinda the old ink-in-the-skin tattoo gimmick.
Travis: thats coming back?
Travis: FINALLY!!!
Jame: Yeah, but it's nearly impossible to train them to work it in a pattern. You're better off just letting it be an abstract thing. That's the way artists do these days. No one wants to see a beautiful mountain landscaping, they'd rather see colors mixed together like a preschool finger-paint.
Travis: yeah, i cant top that
Jame: It's sad that we took that conversation so far.
Jame: All over an itchy nut.
Jame: No, but seriously, my balls itch like hell.
Jame: Gimme a minute.

OPINIONS OF ME~
(This section is dedicated to real quotes said about me online, good or bad.)
6/3/03: Eryn's Opinion~ "i like you....youre original"
6/3/03: Tiffany's Opinion~ "ur mean"
6/4/03: Sean's Opinion~ "I am glad that I have a friend like you that I can talk to, and do stuff with"
6/21/03: Laurel's Opinion~ "sometimes I wonder about you, Jame"
7/31/03: Loren's Opinion~ "youre crazy"
9/19/03: Kiley's Opinion~ "you're like the nicest guy evwer"
3/13/04: Natalie's Opinion~ "you remind me of my friend zach except you dont do drugs; i like you better too youre more fun"

SHOUT-OUTS ~ 10/10/04
(This section is the least updated because no one wants on. If you do, let me know.)

SEAN: Thanks for boosting me onto the roof. European style. Ogre-slayer. "I never got a long with the girls at my school..." Big fish, big fish, whatcha gonna do? "Grab the dick, pull away, I don't wanna die today..." "Mafia? I'm Hispanic, dude." "Don't try the red ones." "Jose Ole? I'm probably related to this guy." That wavepool tried to kill me! "Pft... OW!"
ASHLI: Let's sit on a gorilla and eat a zebra. I know I'm random, but that air-freshner is just so tempting. What was so funny about my life story? Ashhole.
LOREN: I almost ran over your cat! "Mitter-ditter." "Too bad his team can't play like that!" Your grandma's creepy! You swim like a dolphin when you're in a pool, but in a lake, you're afraid of logs! Spin the... uh... rock/paper/scissor fingernail polish bottle! Poor Bennett...
AJ: My new brother. Garlic butter and hot grease. Good work out there on homecoming night. Pygmy guide! "Let's play prison!" I'll never forget Pyles falling in the creek... Poor Orc.
SANDY: When I think about everything we've been through and everything we've talked about, I just gotta thank you for being you. And I'd put some of our inside jokes on here, but there're too many. Besides, I'm sure you have them all saved on your computer somewhere.
KENDRA: Spick-hick. "Anyone wanna take bets on how many questions he asks?" My robot has down-syndrome! That cough drop made my throat burn! You didn't show up, so I ate the dog nuts myself. Does your webbed toe make you swim faster? I cried when I took those bands outta my hair... it's so hard to let go.