Victory Records band Taking Back Sunday was decimated by speeding Freight Train.
It is assumed the band's van attempted to beat the train across the railroad tracks
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Lumber is strewn around the wreckage of the freight cars after hitting the bands van.
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A freight train smashes into band in Boise, Idaho (June 18)
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COMMERCE, California (CNN) -- Power-Pop band Taking Back Sunday killed in tragic accident.
At 12:01 a.m. [3:01 p.m. EDT], Sierra Valasquez witnessed power-pop band, Taking Back Sunday attempt to race across the railroad tracks of an incoming freight train.
"I heard one of the boys scream out of the window, lets beat this Train it will be more exciting than that orgy us four had together last night" said Sierra Valasquez, who is the manager for a hardcore band by the name of Bane.
However, a conflicting eye witness report says that a Magic Bullet Records truck driven by Mike The Prophet was seen tailgating the bands van into the railroad. This has not yet been confirmed.
The Los Angeles County Fire Department said it had received no warning that the accident had taken place until a full day later. When they arrived on the scene of the crime, frontman of Finch, Nate Barcalow was found rapeing the dead body of Taking Back Sundays Adam. Finch was then rounded up and thrown into an internenment camp with Arabian war crimnals and moslested with broom handles. Afterwards they were cornholed and executed via rectum.
Victory Records spokesman Tony Victory said, "It is in our best interest to withhold the sexual identity of band members Taking Back Sunday as we do not want to discredit their good name."
After making this statement, Darryl of Glassjaw was seen attacking Tony Victory screaming "Finch would my LOVERS YOU BITCH!! Don't soil their good name, those boys are homosexuals not straight!. Project Mayhem was about the good times we all had coked up."
Tony is now in ICU and should be out shortly.
A young emo boy wallows in his misery becase he can not beleive that Taking Back Sunday is no longer a band.
Taking Back Sunday gathers for a picture at a local gay pride convention.
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