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Good Charlotte Quotes

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®pAuLsRiOtGiRl® - "and no....Billy does not have a third nipple..." - Aaron..

Benji: Joel worked at it first, and he was like, 'Dude, this is an awesome job. I get to shampoo hot girls' hair all day.' So I was like, 'I'm there.'

Benji: Corruption? What's that? No, we probably corrupted each other.
Joel: I've yet to be corrupted

Benji: His favorite cereal is Cinnamon Life; he eats ketchup on everything; he sings in the shower.
Joel: He thinks fate will one day bring him and Britney Spears together. (He seriously does.)

Benji: Lend him money to buy another Star Wars toy. Other than that I'd do anything. C'mon, I got his name tattooed on me.
Joel: I'd do anything for him.

Benji: I don't know how your going to take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, bro.
Joel: In tenth grade I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tongue

mmm slurpees - "im not famous, your all just crazy"- Billy

" don't dislike too many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance for really fake people either. Another thing I hate is when St. Paul touches my... Never mind, I'm actually pretty content with everything."- Billy

"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there." -Joel


"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be."- Joel

Paul: "Here ya go." *Hands a signed picture*
Person: "Spank you."
Paul: "SPANK WHAT?"

Billy drives like an old grandma."-Paul

Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.

"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41... I know from experience...or at least my friend does."-Benji

"I bet they did the dirty-dirty! Go Justin, go Justin!" (Talking about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's break-up) -Benji

Don't Wanna Stop - "Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone." -Benji

"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is supposed to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey." -Benji

"I got all the hoes!" -Benji

"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in...three weeks." -Benji

"Yeah, on our day off, we went to Disney World for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star'." -Benji

Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?" -Paul

Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."

"If you ever make me do that again, i will punch you in the face and make you bleed." - Paul

Look what you did, you just made me say badass Buffalo five times." - Joel

"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much..." - Joel

"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song." - Joel

JOEL: "This song is about quitting school, quitting work, quitting everything and starting a band. A punk rock band, a ska band, any kind of band. But what do you gotta do if you wanna start a boyband?"
CROWD: "You gotta kill one of the ones already out there!"
JOEL: "That's right, because you gotta get in the rotation."

(Singing Seasons) "Walking all along the...grass, ya told me...ah y'all I forgot the words..." - Joel

"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..." - Joel

"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst." - Joel

"Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear. He videotaped him wearing a pink thong once" - Billy

"I'm just glad there's another vegetarian in the band. I know Benji says he's a vegetarian, but I knows he sneaks off at night for a mouthful of sausage - and Tony, that guy from Mest, I know he encourages him." - Billy
(i'm sorry, I think this is disturbingly funny, so it goes in )

" 'If you want me to wait, I would wait for you, if you tell me to stay I would stay right through...it sounds like a nice love song, Benji swears it's about his dog, so I don't know" - Billy

" The one thing we all like is each other " - Billy

" And some nookie, yo! " (pretending to be Fred Durst in the Triple M interview) - Billy

Timber - Ian from NFG: And we are going to share our beds, because we hear thats the best way to show our love.
Joel: Thank you, Blanket.

Joel: That's 'skater' with an 8 and 'boy' with an I! Like totally!

Benji: This next video is Blink 182's 'First Date'... Joel's still yet to have one.

Benji: This one time we prank called Joel & pretended to be a girl. He got all excited because girls never call him.
Joel: That was you guys?
Benji: Yeah.
Joel: But...we had phone sex.

Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer.

Benji: But now, MTV news.
Joel: This just in, Benj is an idiot!

Post from message board: Good Charlotte, The Used, & Good Charlotte suck. They need to play better videos.
Joel: Hey now, New Found Glory & The Used do NOT suck.
Benji: Thats right.
Joel: Get off your mom's computer!

Benji: When we come back, Joel will read another cue card!

TeenagePolitics - "I'm feelin' it...feelin' it..you see my hips moving? I'm feelin it" - Benji

GCBabyDoll - Joel: Benj...?
Benji: Yeah...?
Joel: You're a failure!
Benji: Thanks dad... oh wait, I was havin flashbacks.