Q: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What is the difference between broccoli and snot?
A: You can't make kids eat broccoli.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?
A: The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.

Q. What's the definition of a teenager?
A. God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO
A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Q: If it's God's responsibility to forgive Bin Laden, what is our responsibility?
A: To arrange the meeting.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "How do you breathe through that thing?"

Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!

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