News

October 8, 2002 - Wow no ones done the news in a long time… Their isn’t too much to say. Fault is almost done. We’re just fine tuning it, although this may take a long time because it will on be completed upon approval of Donald’s musical genius.

What else? Oh yeah we’re playing at the Halloween Assembly at RDPC that should be super fine… if we can’t beat Hurray for Jesus in battle of the bands, or what ever they are called we are going to kick our own asses. Now that The Girlscouts are gone (rest in peace boys) the top spot is really up for grabs. It should be a hoot of a time.

We are still in my basement, Daniel’s still our resident nail polish remover and I seem to have turned my bathroom in to a recording studio… well that’s it for now….

August 27 - First off screw you Joey I'm not I retard I'm just a slow learner and unlike you I don't constantly upstroke... jesus! I mean every damn song you play it's

"Look at me I'm Joey I upstroke and play a pointy ass bass and me and Johhny are moving to edmonton for the gay punk clubs and every time I play I don't wear a shirt because I'm Joey... I'm in the band that's best song is one riff and a pentatonic scale look at me! There's a guitar intro and then bass drum then everyone comes in and Miles starts singing! Wow we wrote a song we're so much better than that cover band Wx3" I mean you dont have to say that every time.

I'm making this news a forum to state my personal outrage against the crime against nature that is JOEY!
August 26 - Heh heh heh…. I’ve infiltrated the enemy…. Oh … wait…..I don’t have a band anymore…. Criminy!....oh well…. Hmmmm well I saw these freaks play today…. Not quite as good as the GIRLSCOUTS… but I guess Thompson will just have to deal…. Me (Joey…bass for the GIRLSCOUTS…) and Johnny (guitar for the GIRLSCOUTS) are moving to e-town… or for all you retards (Donald) Edmonton Alberta Canada… for the punk scene of course… not for Johnny’s woman…. Oh! Burn!... ha ha ha … just kidding or am i? my lips hurt… I had herpes simplex or a cold sore…. You sick sexual pervert… jeez. I guess this isn’t really Wx3 news just sorta MY news…. Uhh… oh yeah… balls. Well that’s about all…. Oh and don’t forget…Mexicans are more punk than chris and…. Uhhhh,…. The GIRLSCOUTS rule… and…. I love you… and your grandma’s daughter.

Love,

Joey (The guy who does things and owns the dog who barks at cats)

August 24, 2002 - Christ its been a long time but that doesn’t matter no one reads this shit anyways just me and Chris and Daniel…that’s sad really anyway we moved about 18 times and drums’ mom is crazy…she hates Chris for some reason I think its cuz she’s purple and she got indigestion from all the pirogues. Onions make her gassy. Drums shut her up though...

Purple lady: did you move your drums Christopher?

Drums: yah

Purple lady: well now that really makes me mad

Drums: yah mom I know you don’t like Chris but I don’t care so shut up.

Mmmm delicious Chris has his pa still I don’t know why he makes me mention this I guess he likes jbl it reminds him of blj or maybe bjl who knows really its all a rich tapestry I got my amp its small but loud and it IS what you do with it…I think I might be over compensating. Daniel got an allowance advancement for cleaning his room 1900$ mother truckin’ dollars WTF?! And drums’ mom calls Chris spoiled! (She also said that Daniels mom said shit which isn’t true wadabitch)

Christ Trevor said he was gonna curb stomp drums... crazy. Jeremy scared him though as far as I can tell… he smashed Chris’s car window too isn’t that neat…well I’m running out of things to say and my porn’s almost finished downloading c ya in the pit (were in Chris’s basement now )(it smells like cat food oddly)