News
| October 8, 2002 - Wow no ones done the news in a long time… Their isn’t too much to say. Fault is almost done. We’re just fine tuning it, although this may take a long time because it will on be completed upon approval of Donald’s musical genius. What else? Oh yeah we’re playing at the Halloween Assembly at RDPC that should be super fine… if we can’t beat Hurray for Jesus in battle of the bands, or what ever they are called we are going to kick our own asses. Now that The Girlscouts are gone (rest in peace boys) the top spot is really up for grabs. It should be a hoot of a time. We are still in my basement, Daniel’s still our resident nail polish remover and I seem to have turned my bathroom in to a recording studio… well that’s it for now…. |
August 27 - First off screw you Joey I'm not I retard I'm just a slow learner and unlike you I don't constantly upstroke... jesus! I mean every damn song you play it's "Look at me I'm Joey I upstroke and play a pointy ass bass and me and Johhny are moving to edmonton for the gay punk clubs and every time I play I don't wear a shirt because I'm Joey... I'm in the band that's best song is one riff and a pentatonic scale look at me! There's a guitar intro and then bass drum then everyone comes in and Miles starts singing! Wow we wrote a song we're so much better than that cover band Wx3" I mean you dont have to say that every time. I'm making this news a forum to state my personal outrage against the crime against nature that is JOEY! |
| August 26 - Heh heh heh…. I’ve infiltrated the enemy…. Oh … wait…..I don’t have a band anymore…. Criminy!....oh well…. Hmmmm well I saw these freaks play today…. Not quite as good as the GIRLSCOUTS… but I guess Thompson will just have to deal…. Me (Joey…bass for the GIRLSCOUTS…) and Johnny (guitar for the GIRLSCOUTS) are moving to e-town… or for all you retards (Donald) Edmonton Alberta Canada… for the punk scene of course… not for Johnny’s woman…. Oh! Burn!... ha ha ha … just kidding or am i? my lips hurt… I had herpes simplex or a cold sore…. You sick sexual pervert… jeez. I guess this isn’t really Wx3 news just sorta MY news…. Uhh… oh yeah… balls. Well that’s about all…. Oh and don’t forget…Mexicans are more punk than chris and…. Uhhhh,…. The GIRLSCOUTS rule… and…. I love you… and your grandma’s daughter.
Love,
Joey (The guy who does things and owns the dog who barks at cats) |
August 24, 2002 - Christ its been a long time but that doesn’t matter no one reads this shit anyways just me and Chris and Daniel…that’s sad really anyway we moved about 18 times and drums’ mom is crazy…she hates Chris for some reason I think its cuz she’s purple and she got indigestion from all the pirogues. Onions make her gassy. Drums shut her up though...
Purple lady: did you move your drums Christopher?
Drums: yah
Purple lady: well now that really makes me mad
Drums: yah mom I know you don’t like Chris but I don’t care so shut up.
Mmmm delicious Chris has his pa still I don’t know why he makes me mention this I guess he likes jbl it reminds him of blj or maybe bjl who knows really its all a rich tapestry I got my amp its small but loud and it IS what you do with it…I think I might be over compensating. Daniel got an allowance advancement for cleaning his room 1900$ mother truckin’ dollars WTF?! And drums’ mom calls Chris spoiled! (She also said that Daniels mom said shit which isn’t true wadabitch)
Christ Trevor said he was gonna curb stomp drums... crazy. Jeremy scared him though as far as I can tell… he smashed Chris’s car window too isn’t that neat…well I’m running out of things to say and my porn’s almost finished downloading c ya in the pit (were in Chris’s basement now )(it smells like cat food oddly)
- July 19, 2002- Yeah I finally found that pair of JBL speakers I was looking for up on ebay, the Sound Force SF15s. So I won a pair today and I will also be ordering a Behringer mixer and some audio cables. The thing that is pissing me off is the new style speaker cables are $50 each! alfkaeplfj p'kaugkp'gagargrgrgaarggg. Damn terrets... I've already spend all my earnings for the whole entire summer, meah. So Wx3 should have there sound system up and running by the end of the month. I'm probably going be the sound man at the last Girl Scouts Concert. Drums still cries at night because they are all moving so the are breaking up. My job is going good, I'm starting to enjoy it. Infact I do all the editing of this page from work lol. I got my first drunk yesterday, she was funny. Anyways, apparently we are planning a trip to Mexico so we can go kick Nengue's ass.
- July 17, 2002- Whoa it's been awhile. Yeah I finally got my mackie 1400 power amp and man the thing kicks ass. We went out to the lake to give it a try on Mr. Syzlos sterio system and it roars. Now everyone will be able to hear Rayne's girlish vocals loud and clear, hurray! Umm... we decided to move into Drums's basement again after a breif squable which resulted in childish name calling mixed with slap and tickle fights. Man that place is going to stink so bad, holy shit if there is one thing Wx3 is good at it is making places stink. We are going to start to focus on "perfecting" our own songs, aswell as doing a few more covers. Well anyways that's enough for me.
- July 8, 2002- IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH!!! 5 subway straws were mysteriously cut into 238 pieces making each piece 3mm of average legnth!!! When asked to comment on this strange phenomenon Chris had only to say "You can do alot of things with Subway straws."
- July 7, 2002- A lesson was learned today. NEVER synth anything Ramones. In complete bordem Chris was recording his own cover of Blitzkreig bop. The guitar tracks and the vocal tracks were done, but since Drums's drums were nolonger at my house I needed to find a way to throw togeather a scratch drum track. So I decided to synth the drums, BIG MISTEAK. I think i made Joey and Dee Dee roll over in their graves or something because out of no where my computer shut down and wouldn't boot up again. After many tries I had to format the hard drive and I'm installing Windows Xp hopefully tommorrow. Remember never synth Ramones, never.
- July 5, 2002- Chris decided that he is going to buy a pa system for the band from the profits of his newly accuired secretary duties. He has bid on ebay for a Makie power amplifer which will peak out at 1400 watts briged mono. That will blow away Wx3's old pa system of only 50 watts. Mmm... loud...
- June 28, 2002- We managed to destroy both of our mics at the Riverside grad. Grr! It was
worth it though, the chicks at Riverside kicked ass! Funny how the guys from Burntwood showed up just to crash our show but then never managed to do anything. Wait I'm rambiling, no this has a point, hold on it's coming it's coming, (Chris finishes eating his salami) oh yeah so I bought two new mikes! Hurray! A Shure soungear vocal mike and a Shure Sm-57 guitar recoridng mike. Expect some good recordings eventually. Probably by the end othe the month when i can afford my new computer. Also I'm almost finished cuting up the video so you there will be clips from the Riverside grad up soon broght to you from the good old boys at Wx3.
- June 27, 2002-We played Riverside grad it was way better than BW! There werent
many people but it was fun.The first set was pretty weak but in the second
a bunch of chix were jumpin and that's always good.And then the crowd got
into aided by Daniel's great instructions for blitzkrieg bop (For A Copy Of
It Please Visit The "Pics" Section).Apparently Rayne's love interest
found the lyrics to it, "hey ho,lets go" espcecially,sexist...thats
how u know someone isnt punk.Our payment was again a shitload of coke and
food.We got the show on tape,its not great quality but u do get a good shot
of me (donald) putting my bass down and running into the crowd during Dammit.I
like writing the news, much longer and more pointless than when Rayne does
it...let's contemplate that for a moment...ok im done anyway i think. We're
recording some shit soon im pretty sure "fault" is gonna be on it
along with "fuck you trevor" and "number 8" plus 14 or
15 covers and possibly a cover of johnny cash' "i've been everywhere".Damn
when i get a fuckin guitar all finish the music for all those damned songs...i
need money...maybe i should try and buy Joeys amp.More news...umm The Rug
got his hawk FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And im tryin to get a copy of the Girl
Scouts cd and i wanna see the video for "new constitution".
J emmoy lost the ability to speak yesterday for some reason and Rayne was
hallucinating. Nengue is suppose to be recording a demo with 2 or 3 songs
on it soon. Its gonna kick ass. Expect lotsa pics,and mp3's coming soon.
- June 25,2002-Worst show ever! We were supposed to play at burntwood school
grad with Rabbid Fox but they backed out and the school didnt think we were
gonna play. We showed up anyway and we were allowed to play....not a good
move on the part of the school. Everyone at the school were dressed in suits
and no one was into it at all, they brought out chairs!Mother fuckin chairs!Anyway
we finished our first set and we asked this prick who was the dj to turn up
the mic ,he didnt so chris slapped him.....again not a good move.Not surprisingly
enuff we didnt play the second set .After loading up all our equipement we
were followed home by a shitload of people We didnt end up getting into a
fight...but this was the worst fuckin show ever! Meanwhile Rayne had went
a different way with kyla and them then went with aly and them and saw no
problem with the burntwood people,however their skool sucks.
P.S.- Parking Was Ample!
- June 23,2002-While practicing in the garage the 5-0 showed up.It took 4
cops to come to the garage.3 said we werent too loaud but one little bread
loaf said it was a by-law or some BS and we had to keep it down. After fighting
with his mom Chris succesfully got us kicked out of his garage.
- May 24, 2002- Chris's birthday!!!!!! UPS kept their promise
and delivered his new crate stack on time. Unfortunatley it came with 3 diliberatly
broken speakers. Opon much whining, Chris convinced American Musical to ship
him out another one. It should be here in time for RDPC day.
- May 18, 2002- After much whining, Wx3 finds a permanent home
in Chris's lovely garage. Expect some improvment soon!
- May 17, 2002- Chris's mom moves everything out of the garage.
- May 16,2002- Wx3,without the help of Rayne who was away on
business, moves all their equipment into Chris's garage.
- May 10, 2002- Wx3 meets the Girl Scouts...result:A slap in
the face and the beginning of a long, beautiful friendship. Wx3 asks to open
for them on RDPC day. They hesitantly agreed.
- May 5, 2002- Some kid from Juniper phoned up Rayne and asked
him to play at the juniper dance. After consulting the rest of the band and
negoitiating a money deal Rayne said yes. The band, in preperation for this
decided to learn some new musical numbers.
- May 2, 2002- Wx3 plays at the Riverside school dance.There
payment....5 bags of chips and a coca cola..... decent. Before the show, during
set-up time, some guy named Jon knocked Chris's amp of a 4 foot speaker. Chris,
upon seeing this uttered a very loud profanity then fell to the ground and
broke out in tears. She didn't appear to be damaged, but Jon sure got a lashing.
The show went excellent with no problems. The crowd wasnt really jumping,
except for about 7 girls.....mmm girls. After the show the band went for pizza
and then slept soundly.