| 8/8/03 |
Nobody knows his views on any political issues because scientists have so far
failed to invent an English-to-Schwarzenegger translation machine.
- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 8/7/03 |
You don't pee in the sink? Really? I like to see what I look like when I pee.
You dont have any idea what you look like when you pee. I know exactly what I
look like. Not so stupid now, is it Drew?
-Adam Carolla |
| 8/6/03 |
At first I thought I would donate all my money to charity, but then I realized
I'd be doing them an awfully big disservice! Nobody deserves a handout without
earning it, not even orphans!
- #86/68 |
| 8/5/03 |
There are mixed theories on what makes a person a genius. As luck would have
it, I don’t know any of these theories. And that got me thinking: If it’s
possible for a man to artificially turn himself into a genius, how would he do
it? Is it books? I hope it’s books, because that’s what I used.
- Seanbaby |
| 8/3/03 |
The phrase "digging up dirt" seems wrong. If you use a shovel correctly, the
very first time you stick it in the ground the thing you come up with is dirt.
The dirt is right there on top. It doesn't have to be "dug up."
-George Carlin |
| 8/2/03 |
The Americans who refused to die in the mud survived and lived to help promote
Independence Day, a day celebrating an event which caused a whole shitload of
people to be killed, much like Christmas.
-Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
| 8/1/03 |
Here's what the Mexican music is: it's music designed to mock you if you have a
hangover.
-Adam Carolla |
| 7/29/03 |
Let's face it; we're living in a fast-paced, exciting, nonstop new world which
includes high-tech things like the Internet, electric scooters, and battered
women.
- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka |
