Remember: Even if you have more fun in these places, I referred you to them. You must never forget me. The force is with you. Luke, I am your father.
Band Sites
Weezer Homepage-Long Live the Weeze=\/\/=
MXPX Homepage-Long Live Non-Offensive Punk!
Blink-182 Homepage-It's a Guilty Pleasure...You Know You Like Them, Hardcore Joe
Vandals (and Kung Fu Label) Homepage-A Glorious Assortment of Punk Rock Masters
The Ataris Homepage--Good band, good site, good God, let's eat. Wait a second...
Psycho Pages...You've Been Warned
I Hate Clowns.com-We all do. Plus:email with the delightful tagline @ihateclowns.com
E-How.com--The site where you can learn to plan a summer party AND speak in an Irish accent in one easy trip.
National Midget Resistance--I hate midgets. This site is my haven. May be offensive.
The Onion--America's Finest News Source
The I Hate Mayonnaise Club--I'm not yet a member, but I urge you yourself to become one.
The Unofficial Beverly Cleary Homepage--This woman is very old, and her stories are endearing. Who can say no to Ramona?
The Traffic Cone Preservation Society--Do your part, adopt a cone today. Seriously.
Alien Abduction Experience and Research--I have this one bookmarked;so should you.
Ugly People.com--Where somewhat ugly people go to look for people uglier than them to make fun of. You should go.e
Rubberfaces.com--It's fun to pull people's face skin.
The Duct Tape Page--Remember: God made the world, but it's held together with duct tape.
EZ Cheese--Ever wonder how much
Relatively More Normal (Yet Still Intriguing) Sites
Amused.com--Where to go when you're bored...besides here.
Bored.com--Where to go when you're bored...besides here. Wait a second.
Queendom.com--Take a bunch of quizzes. It beats buying Cosmos for four bucks at the store.
The Simpsons.com--The Official website of the greatest TV show ever created, possibly in the history of the world. What am I saying? Of course in the history of the world.
Y-Ride.com--A Skaterat's Haven
Jelly Belly.com--Ah, the bean, the bean. My favorite food. 4 calories per bean, zero fat, 40 flavors. Delicious. (Do I get a free sample for this plug?)
