So It's Come to This...
Hey there, little pardner! Got some time on your hands now, do ya? Yeah, me too. Let me tell you right now, if you're expecting to get any information the outside world will deem as plausible, well...you should leave. Now. Okay then.
21 Reasons Why You Should Not Leave My Site Immediately (Not Just Yet)
- Of course, the obvious....Jesus loves you.
- Because it took me a while took me a while just to make this first page because the filepage kept shutting down.
- Because chances are, you're just as bored as I am, you don't have a life, and there really isn't any turning back now.
- Because I told you to come here.
- Because if you know me, you have a good chance of becoming famous to some insomniac in Iceland with nothing better to do.
- Because SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! (Excellent, dude!)
- Because The Simpsons isn't on right now, so what else is there to do?
- Because you'll learn why the Government is evil (do you really have to be told that?).
- Because the dull, boring colors will cure your hangover gently.
- Because I'm the mom (that always works).
- Because you need to be informed of the National Midget Resistance.
- Because I like you....really.
- Because Elvis lives in my house.
- Because I'm manic-depressive, suicidal, and bi-polar...and I know where you live.
- Because that last one was a lie....?
- Because the stuff on the other pages of my site are more intersting. I swear.
- Because this will get you in less trouble than if you were looking at porn.
- Because Trix are for kids.
- Because I took the time to think up of reasons (irrelevant as they may be) why you should stay.
- Because Jesus really does love you...no matter who you are. I'm not joking.
- Because I said so.
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