Meet the Team

Chris Covino is a leader and co-captain of the Border Patrol. As one of the founders of the team, Chris is a very determined beirut player. Known for his ability to consume massive amounts of alchohol in a very short period of time, (once funneled a forty in 3 seconds) Chris is one of the "heavyweight" drinkers on the team. He is not the most skilled shooter, yet he makes up for it in psych-outs and team spirit. He masters more in the game of flip cups, where his ability to open his throat and the graceful finesse of his fingers always guarantee him a win. He has, so far, never been out-pounded and is awaiting challengers. He prides himself in the creation of DIESEL, the most massive funnel ever known to man.

Greg Pascale, affectionately known as "Alchy" by his peers is also a leader and co-captain of the Border Patrol. He is one of the most skilled players on the team when it comes to shooting in beirut. His aim is impeccable and his thirst for victory is unrivaled. Known for getting very intense at gametime, Alchy always plays by the rules and makes sure his opponents do too. He is, despite his size, one of the "heavyweight" drinkers on the team. He may not always hold it all in, but once he yaks, he's back up in an instant ready to work towards his second puke session. He is one with the ladies, yet he never lets a girl come between him and the game.

Mike is a unique character. He is a co-founder of the Border Patrol and prides himself in the fact that he coined the name and slogan for the team. He is a skilled beirut player and is just recently off of the diabled list. He is known for bieng loud during game time and making a rukus is he misses a shot. This, however, usually works in his favor because his shenannigans often distract his opponents. When he's not out on the field of glory sinking cups, you can find Mike relaxing on the couch with his beloved Pretzel Keg and his dog Bentley.

Also known as Tuss Dawg, T-Diddy, Tall Kid, Love Slave, T-Money, Tall People, and Tuss, Tussin is a nice guy, and an overall pimp. But most importantly he is very tall. Next to the intimidation factor, his height is very useful in his beirut game. His super-lanky and super-long arms allow him to reach across the table and pretty much place the balls in the cups. He is a very concentrated player, but on any given day, he'd much rather be macking girls than playing a round. He is very talented and very skilled in the art of the mack, and is one suave motherfucker. Once you meet him, you will never forget him, both because of his slyness and his tallness.