News Highlights
Marijuana Linked to Sitting Around and Getting High
New Study Finds College Binge Drinking To Be A Blast
Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different
Evil Genius Gates Drops Windows 98 Into NYC Water Supply
Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
Mountain Dew Users May Go On To Use Harder Beverages
RC Cola Celebrates 10th Purchase
Hong Kong Leaders Make Desperate Plea To Jackie Chan
Russian Television Scores Hit With New Game Show Who Wants To Eat A Meal?
Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed
Bush Executes 253 New Mexico Democrats: Retakes State's Five Electoral Votes
Columbine Jocks Safely Resume Bullying
Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons
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First-Amendment Bug Removed From Bill Of Rights 2.0
Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds
Two Teens Held In Lunch-Lady Mocking Incident
Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ
Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion- Clinic Attack
Fox Defends Airing Of When Jews Attack
God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy: 'No,' Says God
Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter 'Worth The Wait' For Christian Newlyweds
Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide
Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek- 'Screw The Meek,' Says Pope
New Wonder Drug Enables Users To Get Higher Than Hell
Black Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper
Couple Upstairs Going At It Again
Male Orgasm Captured On Film
Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street- Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet
Harry Potter Books Spark Rise In Satanism Among Children
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