She'll give you the date
She'll give you the time
But when I call up
I consider her mine
I'll ask for the digits
To Robert Deniro
I'll ask for her number
But she'll just say zero
She's the one that tells you
What you need to know
She'll give you the number address and zip code
The put on hold music makes me wanna dance
But when we finally meet it wont be phone romance
Fell in love with the operator
I'm in love with a total stranger
I know nothing about her
I'm not gonna lie
But the great thing about it
I can call anytime
So when I call I know I'll ask again
Maybe she'll like me
Become my girlfriend
If it doesn't work
I have a backup plan
I'll give up on her
Become a 411 fan
I know it won't work
I can tell by the tone
I won't meet this one
The one on the phone
But if I get a ring I would go
But my chances with her just totally blow