Well... I got bored one day and started doing searches for various topics on the Internet.
I put in "the Doors". Hundreds of sites appeared, only a click away from me.
Next on the agenda was "The Velvet Underground". So I went. I saw many pages. I found a cool one where you can stick and unstick the banana.
And so, after filling my "Favorite Places" with many interesting, and frivilous webpages, I decided to look for a page about something that really mattered.
To my surprise, the search engine did not come up with any matches for my name.
I was aghast.
I was astounded.
So I kicked my sister off the computer and ordered her to teach me html.
She laughed at me and left the room.
Half an hour later, I had still not accoplished anything.
So my sister, worried that somethign was wrong with me, decided to show me a turtorial on a webpage on using html.
I went. I conquered.
Or so I thought.
Needless to say, all the flashy things I thought I knew how to do... I didn't.