The Debt Collector|
Here I was, standing in line for the new Superman ride at Six Flags, amd after nearly an hour of waiting in line, I could see the loading platforms for the ride!
I was salivating. I was hyperventialating. I could barely control my excitement...
And then the damn cars got stuck on the first big, delicious hill, enough to give even the most seasoned daredevil or adventure-seeker moderately aroused.
And as we waited for the maitenance people to get this damn rollercoater moving again, I realised that the entire situation wasn't fair.
And from there, I began to reflect on everything that wasn't fair in my life and all the people who owed me things... money... sea monkeys...
And so, feeling very violated indeed, I made this list up for your enjoyment.
|Batman||Batman. Yes, Batman. He robbed me of my youthful dream that I would one day be a superhero, which led to extended suicide attempts in my youth and adolescence.|