Robby Bartlett - JERK0001 - Robby is 21 and reads Harry Potter!
Peewee Bartlett - JERK0002 - Ten foot wide ass, thanks to Matt!
Melanie Smith - JERK0003 - Stunning Chick, huge ego. Alleged 10D Cup.
Michael Nowina - JERK0004 - Makes a lot of mullet porn with college girls.
'Cowgirl' Cheryl Bennett - JERK0005 - Hear her womanly roar. Has fear of Matt and rope.
Gerald Ford - JERK0006 - It could happen.
Charles A. Shotgun - JERK0007 - Younger, sexier brother of Ozzy Osbourne.
Edwina Love - JERK0008 - Would do anything for a JeRK! (heheh)
Lisa - JERK0009 - Big fan of Huey's cooking show. Thinks Matt is sexy (score!)
Jason "Haveuceenmaweenalateli" Kohlmorgen - JERK0010 - Enjoys prison bitches!
Bigger Than Tina - JERK0011 - Likes aliens, hates moonbabies!
Kyzi - JERK0012 - Party girl with her own band.
Dimity - JERK0013 - Has pity on loser jerks.
Donna - JERK0014 - Likes jerks better than static 62, is a legend.
Daniel Bryant - JERK0015 - Babylike human being, from his blue eyes to love of nipples.
"Cool" Jake Lowes- JERK0016 - His house is everyones Haven ( He gets us Drunk ).
Craig "Spazz" Breton - JERK0017 - Lamewad Prison Bitch.
Regis the Lemur - JERK0018 - Likes to go 'whoosh'
Sensual Sarah - JERK0019 - 16D boobies makes for happy JeRKies!
Nyrie Toner - JERK0020 - THe jerks make her want to touch herself!
Steven King (no bullshit) - JERK0021 -Ex-jerk drummer. He rocks the party that rocks the body.
Stef Verschoor-Good - JERK0022 - Wants to do each and every JeRK. Score!
James 'Pieface' Vanini - JERK0023 - Beer bellied pot freak. One of my best dudes. Gawd bless.
Nikki - JERK0024 - Wants to do Danny between the lumbers.
Neally The Camel - JERK0025 - Cat lovin' Music writin' rock out chicka!
Mark Nowina - JERK0026 - Older brother of Bob from the jerks. Rock it, big fella.
Sarah 'Breasty' Verschoor - JERK0027 - Very good at sucking, apparently. She makes Kool-Aid for Uptown Mat!
Angel - JERK0028 - Thinks Matt is THA BOMB, naturally.
Cherie Hargrave - JERK0029 - Capital knockers, madam.
Chris 'Yuky' - JERK0030 - You don't wanna know why they call him Yuky.
Shaun 'Buttscratch' Wheaton - JERK0031 - You DO wanna know why they call him Buttscratch. Great TITS.
Josh Schultz - JERK0032 - More like Josh Slutz.
Amber Flubberlard - JERK0033 - Vertically challenged dorkette. Nobody likes her cause she's fat.
Chris "The Christer" Bird - JERK0034 - He is the unofficial 5th JeRK, trumpeting rocker!
Ryan Kirby - JERK0035 - Has been to every JeRKS show. We pay this whore with muffins.
Michael Davies-Jansen - JERK0036 - I hear he's a dirty great pole puncher.
Brooke Harding - JERK0037 - She wears a C cup. She is willing to eat bacon.
Kerryanne Boehm - JERK0038 - Like Tequila, and brass monkeys in human butts.
Ross from Innerself - JERK0039 - Hardcore Punk - Doin' it for the kids!
Tara Thewhore - JERK0040 - Any friend of Neally's is a friend of THe JeRKS. No sex in the champagne room, please.
Adam Frawley - JERK0041 - He'll bone anything that walks.
Alana - JERK0042 - Her mum says she is cool, maybe because of her Ruebenesque ass?
Stef V - JERK0043 - So nice she got to be a fan twice. Wants to sleep with all THe JeRKS, and who are we to stop her?
Justin "Your Dad's Ass" Hoad - JERK0044 - He wants a hot convict to do it prison style to his ass. Ouch.
Our God, The Magic 8 Ball - JERK0045 - He knows all. He is our god. He sees Melanie nekkid. We salute him!
Natasha "Punkass" Beilsmith - JERK0046 - This chick is going to be in Playboy. It's good to be a JeRK.
Mary Ann - JERK0047 - Native Chicago, Illinois resident who has a fetish for Aussie guys. SCORE!
Alan Burton - JERK0048 - Friends make the best JeRKS.
Jo DeeJay - JERK0049 - Stupid ass loser face with the face of a stupid ass loser.
Dylan Furner - JERK0050 - He's not fat, he's just too damn fat.
Loni Rae Finlay - JERK0051 - Whoa whoa whoa, Lookin' for love in all the wrong places!
Jaime The Ass Mouthed Bastard - JERK0052 - SHE TOOK THE WRONG TOIN AT ALBUQUERQUE! BUGS BUNNY!
Jenn - JERK0053 - She must be jamaican cause jamaican my nipples hurt.
Nicole Cooley - JERK0054 - She dances like it's the 80s. Bring back Craig McLachlan!
Suzy Tuesday - JERK0055 - The first chick to claim 'sexual harassment' to the JeRKS boob interrogation. Damn.
Tamara White - JERK0056 - I like to kick small children in the tummy.
Josh The Dude - JERK0057 - Hopes to see a chick naked.
Craig McLachlan - JERK0058 - Why the hell not?
Shelley The Chick - JERK0059 - She put the bomp in the bomp-she-domp-she-domp.
Some Chick Who Forgot Her Name - JERK0060 - YOU FORGOT TO LEAVE A NAME, RETARD! She loves the JerKS...not enough to leave a name, apparently.
Aleeze - JERK0061 - Wants Alex to get a visor. Likes beefy male wang.
Alex - JERK0062 - It hurts when you touch me there.
Roberto Cricelli - JERK0063 - He likes to say 'Easy there Tiger'.
Sexy Solange Zepeda - JERK0064 - I heard a rumour that she eats bacon.
Gen - JERK0065 - Hehehehe....that tickles! *vibrate* Hahahaha!
Bryce Grant - JERK0066 - Just like all bassists, he enjoys touching himself.
Ben Furner - JERK0067 - From ska band 'The Travelling Sacks'. Enjoys throwing up.
Alicat - JERK0068 - I swear I get worse and worse with this info section every time.
Tim Nicholson - JERK0069 - The lucky man to get '69' as his jerk number. Jackass.
Megan - JERK0070 - She wants to kiss Johnny's Pips. Eloquently.
Uncle Mongrel - JERK0071 - Beloved uncle to Jake Dud and Alex The Slut. Who's your daddy?
Brenda Salamon - JERK0072 - Sister of Fish. Fish is cool.
Fish - JERK0073 - Ohhh, nah maan. It's the factor man. Can I park my car in your garage man? I'm dead, man.
Issac Verschoor - JERK0074 - Get 'em out for the lads.
Mr. Papipichu - JERK0075 - yes the rock of the pulls! master listening its music its rock of the punk in his more fat person! sandra goes!
Fat Zak - JERK0076 - From WA punk band 'Second From The Left'. Wassup.
Ty - JERK0077 - His name is Ty, my girlfriend hates me.
The Spirit Of Neally - JERK0078 - Bob's beloved, she is punking out in spirit.
Jezza G - JERK0079 - Masturbation is not a crime, so it would appear.
Holly - JERK0080 - Her name alone gives me wood. Holly. Wood. WHOA, COINCEDENCE!
Jen - JERK0081 - Who sold her out? Yeah, we sold her out!
Mandy - JERK0082 - Oh Mandy, you came and you...Okay, I'll shut up. Gosh, I'm a disgrace.
Cate - JERK0083 - She shivers my timber!
Jesss - JERK0084 - The extra 's' is for suck my love.
Tommy L. Brice - JERK0085 - Likes to party hard, and his women even harder. Eat me.
Chrissie - JERK0086 - She wants to do us, because we're australian...ADVANCE AUSTRALIA SCORE!
Kitten - JERK0087 - Says matt is funny. But not funny haha.
Mel - JERK0088 - Wants to stick tongue in Matts ear. So does Matt. Damn gravity!
Cait - JERK0089 - From the US of Anus. Go jerks!
Crazy Kate - JERK0090 - Apparently, this Kate chick is insane. Well, that's unfortunate.
Karis - JERK0091 - If this were a paysite, we'd tell you what she wants to do to the jerks.
Mandy Giacomin - JERK0092 - Her microwave goes 'bing!' she goes 'i'm coming!'
Shane Crisford - JERK0093 - Has decided that metal is for queen bees and that punk rules
Michelle Littleboy - JERK0094 - This fruit box is for you.
Brony Digance - JERK0095 - Kickin' it for the kids, yo.
Kelly Turnwald - JERK0096 - She dated a model once. I hate models. So much better looking than poor Matt.
Kotix R. Wipeout - JERK0097 - From Yokohama Japan, he states 'WHOA, RIPEOUT!'
Bel 'Punky Brewster' - JERK0098 - She wants to see a fat guy naked on a car....again.
Michael DJ - JERK0099 - Coz nobody can do it like mixmaster Mike can do it!
Sarah Bunny - JERK0100 - Whoo! 100 Fans and still going moderately!
Melody Parker - JERK0101 - This gorgeous young thing is too cool for bands like the jerks. She's cool like an ice cream sandwhich.
Old School Bretty - JERK0102 - ROCK STAR DRUMMER BOY from funsize, no longer touring with the jerks in april!
Steven Manichanh - JERK0103 - Was forced into becoming a jerk fan. Well Steven Manichanh, we'll do your chores for a week. Thanks buddy!
Karen - JERK0104 - She's from Whyalla, where the girls are pretty and the sky is red.
Anna-Lisa Parker - JERK0105 - This girl loves her meat. Meat meat meat meat meat. No veggies for her!
Rachel - JERK0106 - She'll drink your wine and kick your ass, and when she's done - she orders chinese.
Dale - JERK0107 - This Whyalla boy got a name for his band 'the sex shop rockers' from Matt and Simmo. Be proud, Dale!
Becky - JERK0108 - She found John Brumby...He was under the couch the whole time!
Jo-Anne - JERK0109 - I think that she thinks that we wrote Ruby Soho. Super!
Sloanie - JERK0110 - He's got more piercings than a goat in heat. Top guy, beer buddy and tattoo man!
Akira - JERK0111 - SHE IS NOT A DICKFACE! She is a human being!
Sofhie Collins - JERK0112 - Beans beans, the musical fruit...
Embress - JERK0113 - Her bowling name is Tipsy McStagger.
Caila - JERK0114 - Hey, is that a bandwagon? Sweet! Let me jump on it.
Kristen - JERK0115 - She ate a live goat. The whole thing, from tail to horn. While it was alive. She even ate the tin cans that the goat was munching on.
Matt Snow - JERK0116 - Wow, what a hot sexy hot sex boy. FLAME ON!
John Barrow - JERK0117 - At the jerks shows this is the man behind the bottle behind the couch. Go team.
'Sylvester' Goulding - JERK0118 - My sources inform me that young Sylvester is a beatoff. Just kidding.
Stacey - JERK0119 - From the Skalettes. One of the cool people we met in Melbourne.
Fat Mike's Biatch - JERK0120 - A very cryptic jerk fan entry. Still, it said Matt was hot, so thumbs up from me!
Renee - JERK0121 - Small town girls want big city punk rock boys to do big town things to their small parts. Huh?
Mel Big Boobs - JERK0122 - Big boobs is a common family name....in...uh...Italy. Oh, piss off.
Matt Conchita - JERK0123 - He is a radio disc jockey. He sounds like a good lad and he made me chuckle. Good work.
Jobbieface Thatcher - JERK0124 - After all her years as England's PM she can finally admit to having the face of a big jobbie.
Staci Nikol - JERK0125 - Addicted to the smooth bongo playing that only the jerks do so well. Now it is Tiffany Nurse's turn to rock out.
Why? - JERK0126 - What a mysterious jerk-fan. Oh I get it, it's like the old "Who's on first?" gag, right? FUNNY FUNNY STUFF!
Haylz - JERK0127 - An ugly punk rocker who gets off on the jerks. Funny that, I'm an ugly punk rocker who gets off being in the jerks.
KT Kitten - JERK0128 - She is reel reel gud at spelnig.
Chris Webber - JERK0129 - Port Adelaide boy, so he gets a lot of bogan name-calling. We sympathize with you, buddy.