Hey kids. Welcome to the jerks fan club website. This is a site designed and maintained by the jerks for fans of the jerks and it sucks, just like the jerks. Wanna join the fan club? Radical. Have a look around, there's a few extras here and there. Always remember to pick it up, and we'll seeya 'round.
Alex The Slut is a name synonymous with drumming. Watch this dreadlocked tiger take out his sexual frustrations on the drum kit with the jerks! He enjoys being a jackass and drinking a fine wine. Check out his picture here!
Simmo is the second guitarist in the jerks and he is a big fan of alcohol and punk rock. Ladies, why not come on down and find out why the japanese call him 'man of many hand'? If you wanna see the man himself, Click here!
Jake is a dude, he is also the bassist for the jerks. He is currently in negotiations for a second hand blow-up doll. I believe he has haggled it down to $17.50. Good for him! If you want to glimpse testicle-man in the flesh, click here!
Matt's a dork. He plays guitar and does alleged vocals. He loves you all, even the fat ones! Check this guy's ass out here!
I hope so, because the jerks just aren't rockin' without their legion of loyal fans. If you would care to join the jerks fan club please click on the Pillow Biter --->
Here is where you will find the list of our fans all around the world! Take the Ron Jeremy Approach and Click here------>
For a while this website was the only one that the jerks had, so this was our forum to communicate with anyone who wanted to listen. Well, now we have an official site over at www.jerkpunk.cjb.net and a forum, so these old columns have been archived for posterity. Wanna read what was going on in the world of the jerks a long time ago? Do it here!
On Sunday February 11th 2001, Matt and Bob (former jerks guitarist) along with #1 fan Robby Bartlett (of Travelling Sacks fame) decided to spend a crazy day out on the town in adelaide. Look out, middle class Australia! Here comes punk rock fun! This section is up as a thank you to Bob for his two years of service to the jerks. We love you buddy!
Check out our balls!
MATT JERKFACE
This is Robby at a place called 'Gays Arcade'
Matt at Gays Arcade. Boy, the penis jokes should just come flyin by now!
Bob has NO manners whatsoever!
Oh you boys are the living end!
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places!
The world's true SHAGGIN WAGON!
Matt and Bob...A bunch of fruits!
ON THE ROAD AGAIN!
Here's some really outdated photos, around the time of the first jerks gig. Matt and Alex are the only members remaining from these photos...So if you wish to see our humble beginnings, look no further.
Speak your mind on the jerks, kids! Wanna tell us how much we suck? This is the place to do it.
