extra, extra

extra, extra! read all about it! 
everyone in every state thinks 
everyone is free
i don’t know, i have a feeling 
every form of media is 
fucking with our heads and 
filling us full of shit
that’s ok, they’re so fucking lame
they’re so lame, they’re so fucking lame
i don’t know
i think i heard about a guy 
that bought a gun and went
on a killing spree because
of something he saw on tv
every time i read the paper
i get more disgusted than
the time i read before



lobster boy

lobster boy born loser
he always played the fool
when it came to anything
he would fuck around and 
anyone who got in his way understood
what it was, what he meant
he would never change and 
even though he always stayed the same
who the fuck is to say? what the fuck? 
there’s no way
lobster boy born loser
he always played the fool 
when it came to anything
he would fuck around and 
anyone who got in his way understood
what is was, what he meant
he would never change even though
he got his head kicked in



you’re too cool

i know that you’re not too enthused 
you’ve got just me around all night
i’m totally boring i don’t interest you
at all to say the least
you think i’m made up of straight lines
always contradict myself
i’m not stupid, i’m not smart
it’s like i’m not even there at all
got to talk over sounds of 
people sucking face and 
i’ve got nothing left to say
i would take a stupid chance but
i hear people sucking face...
i feel so out of place
why don’t you treat me fair
stick your nose in the air 
and act like i’m in the way
i can guarantee you’re as much a
loser as me and you’ll realize one day
on the way out of your life



bad day

excuse me, but can you, uh, fuck you!



fuck them

come stay with me
we’ll be together all the time
we won’t worry about responsibilities
and wasting our time
let’s do the things that we wanna do
we’ll just laugh at them when they
bitch about the things we do
it’s just how it all should be
all of them against you and me
fuck them! all the time all the way!



cleansing

ever since you mounted me
i’m afraid you’d deny it
you never need to break the skull
just pull out the things inside it
on your body you painted your hairs
the ones that mater
the ones that divide you
i can see around the world
it’s all about me i can’t escape it
in the veins in the heart it’s dirty like gravy
in the veins in the heart it’s dirty
like things in my eyes and
they’re forced open wide
loads come pouring on everything
all emotion will be welcome
sell it all with a part of me
total silence i’ve got problems
understanding opens you up
all the bad gets inside you
ever since you mounted me
i’m afraid that i am dying



leave me alone

i never understood in what
it was you wanted from me
because you always took everything
and changed it to what you wanted it to be
maybe in time you’ll always find
what you’ve been looking for
because you always told me that
i’d be the one and i would ignore
but don’t follow (bother) me 
i just want to be free
see! 
dont follow me just leave me alone



open your eyes

you believe everything you read
and i don’t understand why you do this
soon everyone will know and
everyone will see and everyone will hear
open your eyes
we tried so hard but you don’t cooperate 
you are a fuck-up and you’ll never know it
because people believe everything you say
and i don’t understand because it’s bullshit



marlena

i never lost my head but 
i think i’ll just go home now
yesterday i felt the same 
i guess i’ll just believe her
just leave me and you’ll see
oi!
figure out what you say to me
cuz i don’t want to believe it
tell me why it’s all the same 
and i keep going through it
i never understood why you 
never would see the things id want to see too.
oi!
never understood why



i want you back baby

you see everything you wanna see
whoa oh!
you hear everything you wanna hear
whoa oh!
you say you lead a different life
instead you lead a miserable life
don’t know whether i should go
whoa oh!
tell me what i should know
whoa oh!



asshole tv

misinformation about the weather
won’t make me smile
and crude shows about police
nauseate me
there’s nothing like the dirt 
they always seem to find
it permeates my skin and 
it fucks with my mind
the news lady should be a model
the only reason to watch 
is for the morals that cartoons teach



soda

like i knew that you would come to me
and we’d run away with all our dreams
don’t you think that i’d prepare a bit
to try to make it all complete
to run away is not the kind of thing
that that i do in a normal day
but it’s so cool that we’re together 
and we’re smiling drinking soda
i want to jump in a lake
sun shining down on a beach in the summer



fido dildo

got a call from the lady next door
said, “dogs running wild in the backyard
did you see the big holes he dug?
killed the flowers and made a big mess”
hesitated for a moment and said...
“i’m sorry, oh no! i’m sorry, don’t know
i’m sorry, oh no! don’t know (dildo)”



losing face

“we come from a place where 
the people are much more unfair”
“we come from a land where 
the laws are much more unfair”
that’s what they said on tv
that’s why they have no faces
we could get away with murder
that’s what they think
“we come from a place where 
the people are much more unfair”
“we come from a land where 
the laws are much more unfair”
that’s why they wait outside our houses
to murder us
take them home, make them gone



i don’t know

do you know what it is about you and me
no one else is gonna blame
the problems circling around you
i dont’t know
i don’t even want you around



centipede

i see you’re just like a centipede
you move fast
but you just move along the ground
i better stay away from you
i’ve got some cherries 
but i’ll keep them to myself
centipede you are just a scavenger
if you could, you would take my family
i’ll share but i won’t share with you



censorshit

censorshit
what does it really mean? 
to me i think it absolutely stinks
there’s no question about it
i wonder if they know?
that they are so fucked
and they just deny it
cuz they really suck
and they don’t know their thumbs (heads)
stuck in their ass
and they keep covering it up all the time
everyone has heard the bullshit lines
you hear all the rest of the fucking lies
and they keep on covering it up
all the time
but wait, what’s this?
what exactly is happening to us?
our world?
don’t you think it’s sort of fucked?



custer’s last 1 nite stand

do you remember late last night?
we were jumping the curbs
in the parking lot
we shared some good times and the bad
but we always knew...
what he had 
you know he could never
never look back to the time 
that changed everything in his mind
even one day soon he 
would look back maybe
maybe the pain would go away
maybe even stay away
but it makes me scream
 yea yea yea
do you think i could
get up on my own?
i don’t think so
do you think i could 
find my way back home?
i don’t think so
one day soon you will
look back maybe 
maybe even lose your head
and realize what they said
when you find yourself looking down
and you run around looking for someone
can’t you see?



hey stephanie (by the smugglers)

hey punk rocker 
do you wanna punk rock with me?
hey punk rocker 
do you wanna punk rock with me?
hey punk rocker 
do you wanna slam?
hey slam dancer 
do you wanna slam dance with me?
hey slam dancer
do you wanna slam dance with me?
hey slam dancer
hey stephanie!
hEY!
i said hey stephanie? stephanie!
stephanie, stephanie
c'mon man, i said hey stephanie,
stephanie, stephanie, stephanie
i said hey stephanie
will you gobble me?
hey grant lawrence 
do you wanna punk rock with me?
hey grant lawrence
do you wanna punk rock with me?
hey smugglers
come bop with me