-> july 6, 2:46 a.m. -> this is skuzil and fat pat here. we wrote 3 new songs tonight and 2 of them are recorded and ready to be uploaded to our site, look for them on the downloads page. we were incredibly motivated tonight and we made a wall of shame of all our crappy songs in skuzils garage. we also light of a bunch of fire works and shot the neighbors house. we now have 8 songs completed and we might do a cover of the Corporate Avenger's, The Bible is Bullshit. we are still planning on making the movie but it takes time folks, were open for ideas for the movie. if you have any email them. we also made commercials for B's Strung Out Inc. store and Skuzil's Anything Goes Massage Center. we are going to the gathering of the juggalos and if anyone out there is going email us. we want to know if there are any icp fans around here. thats about it. its now 2:52 am, skuzil and fat pat signing off. fuck you and good night.

-> july 4, 4:48 pm -> its independence day. wow. i added 3 new songs to the website. there cool. if you want a cd send email me and i will send you a cd personally. that is all

-> july 1, 1:18 am -> hi its skuzil... not much to tell you about. i uploaded another song, its called "the indy local scene sucks". i dont know why i bother with this. im sure no one even reads it so im going to tell you a bunch of useless information so it looks like i took up alot of space.

were to begin? ah yes, it was a bright and sunny after noon and there were birds chirping. i decided to disturb the peacfulness by making a works bomb. i made the bomb and when i goto the back yard i seen some little kids playing in the woods. so i went to the woods to scare them. i kinda got a little to carried away and i threw the bomb at them. needless to say the bomb exploded and it hurt one of the kids very badly. the kid was about 7 so he started crying. i ran threw the woods and to the highway were i had to walk about 45 min to get back to my house. the kid ended up being my neighbor, he wasnt to bad just a few minor 3rd degree burns and brusies. they never found out it was me though. thats good. thats my story.

-> june 25, 11:05 pm -> hi there. this is skuzil again. spike is gettin off house arrest in a few weeks now so we will be able to play shows, HOT DAMN!
i added a pic of me and fat pat. also added a new MP3!!! its called Ballad of Mary Jane.
in other news, Mindfire3@cs.com sent me an email saying that our band sucked. well fuck you biatch dont go to our fuckin website mother fucker!

-> june 19, 11:23 pm -> hello there phucers this is skuzil and fat pat. first off we would like to apologize about the ozzfest show. we didnt make it there because we smoked to much weed the night before and over slept. o well, plans are going good for our movie comming out sometime this year. we are also planning to make a demo. the songs on the demo will be a new version of drugs and sex, die cop die, and kill the president. look for it at vibes music, it will be free. there will also be cool shirts for sale. we have a new bandmemeber, his name is Flip he plays a shoe box with rubber bands and a kazoo.

in other news. today was a great day. we witnessed a fight today between flip and a guy named adam dobson. we have it on tape so i will make a real time movie and post the fight on the web page. we are also going to tape the follow up fight. no everyone will be able to see flips PIMP PUNCH.

-> june 3, 12:20 am -> howdy partners this is your father/brother/uncle/cousin skuzil. wellp... i went to the rodeo today. ok to much redneck talk. i added two new songs to the lyrics page. we now how music for the songs Die Cop Die and We Suck, the next song to be done is Dope Fiend (i dont know if thats how you spell it cause im dumb). were working on a script for a movie called "stonermainia". its going to be a wrestling/drug movie. its going to be cops against stoners and of course the stoners will win. this movie will have plenty of drug use, cuss words, tittys, neden, and cops gettin the shit kicked out of them. thats all i have for now, im out like fat pats sex life.

-> may 31, 12:15 AM -> yo dawgs big skuzil k is up in this bitch, kinda like when i was up in yo moms pussy motha fucka. ok enough ghetto talk. i added some more lyrics and you can now download our new hit single Drugs and Sex! just goto the music section and download it. fuck you fat pat. at least i know a chord. you cant even fuckin sing. as a matter of fact you cant even scream so fuck you bitch! im working on a song called Die Cop Die. threw this song im expressing my love for the Indianapolis and Fortville Police force. expect an mp3 for that sometime this week. all the links work now. i added a guest book and a poll and a cool pic of ralf nader. its fuckin a. thats all i have to say. oh ya, as of now its been 4 days since fat pat has taken a shower and he smells pretty ripe. im out dawg like the side of tupacs head.

-> may 30, 11:08 AM -> hey, this is fat pat. i'm, like, the guy in the band who screams. skuzil being a dork because he's learning more than three chords. if you ever see skuzil, call him a poser and throw shit at him (and i mean real shit). anyway, we watched the kottonmouth kings video dopeumentary last night, and it fucking rocked. anyway, we were planning on playing a guerilla show at 10:30 before ozzfest June 12 in Indianapolis in the parking lot, so fuck getting in line and come check us out before we get arrested. we just wrote a new song for the hooked on chronic cd, called drugs and sex, and skuzil's trying to learn how to solo, but he still sucks at it. now im out like tom green's left testicle

-> may 19, 2:43 AM -> skuzil up in this biatch.... um i just got the site up and it sucks like all the other sites that i made.
i just got done talking to fat pat and we are writting a script for a kick ass movie called "stonermania" and we are writting a song called Police Suck. pretty soon we are going to be playing a show at some guys party. it will be pretty cool. well im babling. am i babling? of course i am so i will stop now.