Who's bad?

Suspect: Michael Jackson

• He is just plain scary
• He has taken E.T. hostage
• He says vulgar comments,such as OW!
• He wears one white glove,to choke E.T. with
• He walks backwards,and calls it MOONWALKING

As if the music video for Thriller wasn't scary enough,when he was IN the makeup,but even without it,he's even scarier.Michael Jackson is pure evilness. He has tried many times to take over OneSquirrelArmy and capture her,but no,he hasn't suceeded.But he has taken over E.T. and captured him.Please,if you see E.T. and Michael ANYWHERE,get some M+M's or Reeses Pieces,and distract E.T.,THEN get Michael's plastic surgeon,and threaten Michael to give him his old nose back,and his old color skin.