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SOCCER MOM-(Sayer)- I love the way she wears her clothes, from her head down to her toes, she shakes her stuff man oh so right and her as is really tight, she drives around in that minivan, and sports a great suntan ,I wonder if her husband knows I want to be her man/Soccer mom I think I want you, soccer mom I know I want you soccer mom I gotta have you right here in my arms x2/ Bakes a cake and still looks great I want her just the same even though sheís married and donít know my name, I donít know what I have to do to get through to you, I donít know what I have to do to have sex with you/ Soccer mom I think I want you, soccer mom I know I want you soccer mom I gotta have you right here in my arms x2/Repeat first verse

MY BROTHER IS A FAGGOT-(Stuhlmann)- he's 22 and lives at home and sleeps all fucking day, hes never had a girlfriend or even gotten laid, hes such a fuckin loser hes such a fucking waste and if he heard me say this he'd punch me in the face/my brothers a faggot and i dont fucking care what he does with his friends in their underwear, my brother is a faggot but it dont bother me cause its just a fuckin way of life its ok with me/ hes got no life whatsoever or a fucking job, he eats his food and farts a lot hes such a fucking slob, he has nothing better to do than play computer games all day, but it does not matter what he does i still hate him anyway/my brothers a faggot and i dont fucking care what he does with his friends in their underwear, my brother is a faggot but it dont bother me cause its just a fuckin way of life its ok with me/i know i shouldnt say this but hes never even kissed a girl or seen her fuckin tits, oh yeah!


Julius Hates Our Band-(Sayer)- Julius said he hates our band.who the hell cares hes no man. he sits at hom and cries alone. now that his boyfriend wont give him the bone. julius said he hates our songs. we dont care we're my two moms. he talks shit while online. he hates our stuff cause we dont whine. /Julius hates our band, julius is no man, julius hates our band./ i think julius is just mad. because we're the ones hes never had. he thinks hes a music critic. but we think that he can suck a dick. we dont care what he says or does. as a matter of fact he dont bother us. why dont he just go away. then he wont hear what we say./Julius hates our band, julius is no man, julius hates our band./

Kill The Olsen Twins-(Stuhlmann)-they're on every single channel they're on every single show they're even on the bigscreen, no matter where you go,everybody likes them but i think they suck they can go to hell i wouldnt give a fuck./shoot em and stab em kill the olsen twinsx4/all over the airwaves they really make me sick and their father danny tanner oh man that guys a prick, if i had the chance i wouldn't stay in bed id go out and kill them because i want those fuckers dead/shoot em and stab em gonna kill the olsen twins x8/

WHAT A SHITTY LIFE-(Stuhlmann)-each day the alarm clock wakes me up. To remind me of how much i fucked up. Im off to work where i get paid. Not more than minimum wage. The phones turned off and rent is due. But im broke don't know what to do.. i'll just sit and fall asleep. And try to figure out what went wrong with me. /what a shitty life I lead nothing changes but the date for me what a shitty life i lead im totally fucked for eternity. /My parents told me to stay away. I dont like them anyway. I cant ever find a girl. To ride with on the tilt-a-wirl I've got more fucking bills to pay i think my brothers really gay Things could've worked out worse for me. At least i'm not missing teeth. /what a shitty life I lead nothing changes but the date for me what a shitty life i lead im totally fucked for eternity./

SHUT YOUR MOUTH-(Stuhlmann)- as long as your awake your mouth is never shut your hole is always open no matter fucking what your jaw runs off a battery thats always fucking charged listening to you all goddamn day is so fucking hard/shut your mouth shut your mouth shut your mouth shut your mouth/there aint that much to talk about no goddamn fucking way but you always seem to do it everty single day i wish youd shut your fucking mouth and give me a fucking break cause if you dont shut your mouth im gonna drown you in a lake/shut your mouth shut your mouth shut your mouth shut your mouth

River City B.M.X- (Sayer)- on our bikes we're feeling alright riding all day and riding all night out on the town kicking somes ass fuck the car and can the gas river city is in effect if we see you we'll break yer neck so stand clear when we drink beer we'll be riding into the clear/river city BMX- river city BMX-river city BMX- river city BMX/Doing some jumps on our bikes we have no fear we dont ride trikes go find russ in the woods we see his trailer in the air doing a faceplant in the dirt no one cares cause we're not hurt off the ramp the pavements damp berra goes down without a frown/river city BMX- river city BMX- river city BMX- river city BMX!

I DONíT LIKE YOU-(Stuhlmann)- get a fuckin clue and stay away from me, you stupid little bitch, you fuckin drama queen. smoke another bowl and suck another dick, and while you're fuckin at it, turn another trick./i dont like you youre a fuckin bitch. your a fucking cunt you make me fuckin sick/x3

MY NEIGHBOR HAS A MULLET- (Sayer)- my neighbor has a mullet he thinks its real cool.my neighbor has a mullet he is a real fool.my neighbor has a mullet he's a real ass.my neighbor has a mullet he drives his camaro fast./he's got to have some big balls to walk around like that. hes got to have some big balls to walk around with no hat./my neighbor has a mullet he likes it a whole bunch. my neighbor has a mullet his hair falls in his lunch. my neighbor has a mullet he cant get any chicks. my neighbor has a mullet he sucks a lot of dicks./he's got to have some big balls to walk around like that. hes got to have some big balls to walk around with no hat/

EMO MOTHERFUCKER- (Stuhlmann)- your a little pansey and your music fucking sucks.your band is a waste of time and your mother is a cunt.Use that little noodle that you call your brain.and play some other music that aint so fucking lame./EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!/So your girlfriend dumped you why dont you whine a little more. Dude you should've known better the girls a fucking whore.Cut the fucking crap and be a fucking man.All this emo bullshit is getting out of hand./EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!EMO MOTHERFUCKER-FUCK YOU!


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