How to tell your a REAL stoner.

Real stoners know the difference between 1 1/2 papers and 1 1/4.

Real stoners often hang out with real phreaks, and real philewriters, and real pirates. å

Real stoners often are real phreaks, real philewriters, and real pirates.

Real stoners always use Zig-Zag papers (if there are none, then they use Job or Joker)

Real stoners are never available at home on a Friday or Saturday night.

Real stoners never act like real geeks, real losers, or the like.

Real stoners know that you can't buy weed on Sunday night.

Real stoners know what a real bong is and have seen, made or.used one.

Real stoners don't use thier pipes to smoke pipe tobacco.

Real stoners would never smoke menthol cigarettes.

(Real stoners don't smoke to get cancer)

Real stoners never use matches. They have real lighters.

Real stoners laugh when some kid is pretending to be a real stoner.

(They can tell because real stoners know how to inhale, french inhale, and optionally blow smoke rings.)

Real stoners don't need to read this file, because they are real stoners.

Real stoners like to use spray paint cans on thier Un-Real school.

Real stoners don't really give a shit.

Real stoners can roll a joint.

Real stoners own a real pipe. (whether it is bought, ripped off, or homemade)

Real stoners are usually Really Stoned.