Question Robyn


ONE

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 10 2002 / 17:05:01
Name = Stuart
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk
Question = Have you ever poked an animal with a stick? What animal? What happened?

Er, no. I don't poke animals with sticks. *thinks* Infact I did once. I poked a hedgehog with a stick to see if it was alive, because it was all caught up in some haybale twine. And it was, so I cut it out of the string and took it home and it stayed in my kitchen for a week and ate cat food. Then I let it go in the field behind my house. Generally though I don't make a habit of poking animals with sticks, or eatting them or being cruel to them in any way.

TWO

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 10 2002 / 18:58:38
Name = m0ok
Question = Could you put up a link to your 'older entries' page? :)
Email = m0ok@diaryland.com

I've actually taken down the older links on purpose. It was because someone from my work managed to find my diary by searching diaryland. As it was him reading it was fine but I got in a stress incase other people could find it, i.e. people I'd been a bitch about. At least this way anyone who staggers over my diary only gets five days worth of me being a bitch, if that makes any sense. Obviously the page is still there though and can be accessed by those who know the address. I don't know, this may change in the future, I'm thinking about it.

THREE

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 11 2002 / 22:52:16
Name = Stuart
Question = Have you ever had an embarrassing accident with a deckchair, sand castle or ice cream cornet?
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

As much as I'd love to tell you a humourous story about beach antics, I really can't think of anything remotely interesting that has ever happened in my life with any of those objects. Infact I tend to stay as far away from sand castles as I can because I hate sand with a passion. Especially when it gets wet *shudders*. Don't really like the beach, just makes me cringe.

FOUR

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 12 2002 / 08:00:21
Question = You do know that neighbours is australian not austrian... don't you?

*much laughter* Go away you horrible person, is a girl not allowed to make a few typos from time to time!! Its those damn German speaking bastards, they are taking over my life!! There is nothing I don't know about the wonder that is Neighbours

FIVE

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 13 2002 / 13:57:18
Name = Stuart
Question = What's the muddiest you've ever been?
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

*laughs* If your trying to dig up seedy stories about my sec life you falling way short here cause they aren't any. I dunno really, probably at one of the horrible out-door pursuits things my High School used to make me go on years ago. I could say 'playing hockey/rugby at school' but...well I never did! I was always the one standing at the side or behind the tree having a cigerette. I dunno, sorry no gossip here.

SIX

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 19 2002 / 18:32:36
Name = Stuart
Question = Which member(s) of the Royal Family would you shag?
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

Well the obvious answer is Prince William because he is young and rich. *laughs* The fact he looks like an ugly horse isn't the point. BUT to actually have had the QUEEN, that would be a claim to fame. *thinks about it and shudders* Actually no, that would be gross. Erm I'm not really 'up' on my knowledge of the Royals so lets just say I wouldn't voluntarily shag any of the royals I can think of but if I HAD to I'd have Prince William.

SEVEN

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 22 2002 / 17:51:27
Name = Stuart
Question = What's the SI unit of electrical conductance? Also, have you ever laughed so much you pissed yourself?
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

The siemens (symbolized S) is the Standard International (SI) unit of electrical conductance. The archaic term for this unit is the mho (ohm spelled backwards). And no, as far as I can remember I have never laughed so much that I've pissed myself.

EIGHT

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 27 2002 / 01:21:27
Name = Stuart
Question = What's the best chat-up line you've ever heard? Did it persuade you to do anything with the chatter-up? Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

*laughs loads* God I've heard some horrible ones. Infact just about all the ones that Stuart lists in his diary. I couldn't really pick a 'best' one because they are all terrible!! I don't really go in for chat-up lines. Infact, just about everytime a guy has used one on me I've just laughed at him and walked away. I'd much rather someone was just themselves and chatted with me then tried all that smarmy shite. The one I hear most often is something along the lines of *puts on Glasweign accent* "Thhee onlly reason I camee here wis to pull wee danncers like you." Have I ever done anything with anyone using a bad-chat-up line *looks embaressed* well yeah. I snogged a guy in a club who basically came out with something along the lines of "I've just had a curry but you won't mind if I winch you eh?." But yeah, all in all I don't go for chat-up lines. Blokes are more likely to get somewhere with me if they are just themselves.

NINE

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 27 2002 / 01:22:53
Name = Stuart
Question = Have you any opinions on the shaving of pubic hair? Or on gardening?
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

*laughs* Well I did say I'd answer everything. It depends what we are talking about when we say 'shaving'. If we are discussing bikini lines then yeah, if you don't its...well gross and you can't wear highlegged pants or swimming costumes. Any girl can tell you that. If you shave the lot off then fine but MAN its going to be sore and itchy for the fortnight afterwards. *laughs* They may or may not be from personal experiance. As far as gardening is concerned I think it is a sick and wrong way to pass the time and should be banned. I never garden, I HATE the great outdoors when it involves that much direct contact. I don't mind my house plants though. I got a Aloe Vera cactus (I used to have hundreds but I killed them all when I re-potted them), a huge house plant called Raffe (cause its as tall as my friend Raffe), a Basil plant called Basil (because its a Basil plant) and recently I got a Orchid (called Stick because since all the flowers dropped off thats all it is). So inside plants I can deal with. I think my parents drummed any love of gardening out of me as a small child by making it compulsary 'family fun' on a Sunday.

TEN

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 28 2002 / 16:43:00
Name = KC
Question = Why do you make your self to be the 3rd person?
Email = kaycie_16@hotmail.com

*more laughter* Ach everyone asks Robyn that!! I don't know really, its a habit I've always had. I sometimes say it out loud as well and then I sound really crazy. Its not like I see myself as two people, I just refer to myself as Robyn sometimes. *much more laughter* Then again I have been known to refer to me and Robyn as 'we' and 'us'. My flatmates nearly killed themselves laughing the first time I came out with something like "We're totally soaking." Its just a habit that slips up time to time, especially when I'm typing. Its a little crazy but I live with it ;-D

ELEVEN

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 28 2002 / 12:19:23
Name = Stuart
Question = What does the E stand for? In your name I mean, not in OPEC or anything.
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

Arrghhhh!!! I didn't think about that one!! Yuck yuck! I'm now going to have to disclose to the whole on-line world my middle name. *sigh* Well its Elizabeth. But I hate it. Then again its not actually my name anymore because I don't use it. Heres the legal bit - In Scotland you can legally call yourself anything you wish without the need for a Deed Poll, and therefore all name change is by common useage. SO as I don't actually use it anymore its not actually my name anymore. Its only in my email address because I've had it quite a while and some other person has robynbray@yahoo.co.uk so I've got to settle for robynebray@yahoo.co.uk. Don't ever use it on danger of death.M

TWELVE

Date/Time of Posting: Oct 19 2002 / 03:04:11
Name = Chris
Question = If you were FHM which 10 females celebrities would you put in the top 10 sexiest women in the world (and none of this femanist non-sense about not being able to choose and FHM being wrong)
Email = chris@cgbrannigan.freeserve.co.uk

Man I don't know, its not really something I've thought about y'know! Erm I don't think I can name ten. I think Wionna Rider is very pretty and Kate Winslet is too. Thats about where I run out of ideas though! There are lots of really sexy women out there, just at this moment in time (very early in the morning) I can't think of them. Take it for granted I wouldn't name any skinny sick looking anorexic creatures....or anyone in Buffy the Vampyre Slayer.

THIRTEEN

Date/Time of Posting: Sep 05 2002 / 08:59:54
Name = Stuart
Question = What is your favourite mythological beast?
Email = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk

Hmmm. I like the mythical Whore of Babylon in the bible, purely because her forehead is so huge! I just remembering it catching my imagination when I was a kid. I think the quote goes something like "Across her forehead was written 'The Whore Of Babylon, Mother Of All Prostitutes And Perverts In The World'" I just remembering picturing this woman with a HUGE forehead with this written on it in like felt-tip. So yeah my vote goes to her.

FOURTEEN

Date/Time of Posting: Jun 25 2002 / 12:22:11
Name = Stuart
Question = stuartfin72@yahoo.co.uk
Email = Have you ever peed in the shower?

Show me someone who says they never have and your showing me a lier. Not frequently or indeed recently though!

FIFTEEN

Date/Time of Posting: Nov 04 2002 / 00:40:36
Name = Carnigula (aka Michael) Question = Where the hell did I put my wallet?
Email = rootbeer@ntlworld.com

Baby if I knew that then I would tell you in an instant. I'd suggest someone has stolen it but because your a SPONGER I don't think anyone would bother cause there no money in it! Considering you lost it over a month ago now though I'm presumming you have found it again, which is helpful - it being Christmas and all that.

SIXTEEN

Date/Time of Posting: Nov 13 2002 / 12:13:23
Name = Dian Angelina
Question = Can i really beat the will to eat?
Email = dian_burhan@hotmail.com

To be quite honest and frank with you 'no'. But thats a good thing because if you could we would all be starving to death wouldn't we? The trick is still want to eat but to eat the right things. And really in the long run thats better for you than not eating. Your never as fat as you think you are.

SEVENTEEN

Date/Time of Posting: Jan 15 2003 / 05:49:53
Name = Cike
Question = Do you have a long lost twin of precisely the same name living in Australia?
Email = cike@diaryland.com

Not as far as I know but wouldn't that be strange! I don't meet many people like me though. Infact if there was someone else like me out there it would probably trigger the process that led to the end of the world. Email me and tell me what make you ask that! I can't imagine another me!

EIGHTEEN

Date/Time of Posting: Mar 02 2003 / 22:13:45
Name = Christopher Brannigan
Question = What do you think you are doing ya bitch....stealing my man like that! I saw him first!
Email = cgbrannigan@ntlworld.com

Well maybe babe you just didn't make your moves fast enough. There is always Roddy...



By Edward Hughes - "Night and her train of stars and her great gift of sleep". Kinda appropiate just now cause I'm asleep all the time! Was going to put it on the main page but I can't picture host outside Angelfire. Bah!