Because you want to give benji and joel 10 extra bucks of your hard earned allowance, instead of buying a cheaper t-shirt and sharpies at Target. Lord knows they really need the extra money, I mean they are just a couple rockstars that sold millions of albums and thousands of concert tickets, they must be soo poor! Forget about the millions of starving people in the world who could live a whole 6 weeks off of just 10 dollars.
Because you are a dumbarse that thought the word MADE was cool, and didn't realize a couple of tools had designed the shirt. And you're gonna throw it in the trash as soon as you figure it out.
Because you were on that lamearse mtv show 'MADE', and you want everyone who sees you on the street to read your shirt, put the image of your face and the message 'MADE' together in their heads, and suddenly remember that you were on tv for 40 minutes, and ask for your autograph, because you know how much reality tv stars need to get all they can from those 15 minutes of fame, because they quickly fade. (Wow that was the longest sentence ever, excuse my lame grammar skills).
Because you are a rich son of a bitch like Paris Hilton or Posh Spice and David Beckham, and you spend 1000 dollars like I spend 25 cents in the silver ring machines at Safeway(GOD THEY ROCK!). So you think that MADE tshirts are perfect for lining the bottom of your precious pet's birdcage or doghouse.
Because you want to be Benji and Joel for Halloween. The next thing you'll do is buy some wash out hairdye, have your 3 yr old brother scribble on your arms and chest with his crayola markers, and steal your slutty sister's most whorish looking eyeliner.