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You Had to Be There...

If you're not one of my good friends, this will confuse you. :) Sorry it's so long, I have too many jokes!
Cathy: Stacking up the griddle cakes! Uhhh...okay. Pathway to nowhere! REtard. Shanks a million, shank sinatra. I'm gonna beat you with a noodle. No, wait - I'm gonna sue! " The through the legs dice game, ha! My shoe that fell off!" "Match in the gas tank, boom boom." I'm Bawbawa Wawters and this is 20/20 Fwiday! Juan, why are they laughing at me?? "Chris Cayton, I called you satan." No, I'm afraid the correct answer is *ching*. Chad and the "downhill racer" game.That's classic. Snazzy Clip-Ons! What is your snazzual (shhhnazzzzual) preference? Where are those guys? There they are AGAIN...are they following us? Oh really...? I'm a T-A-GUE! ¦þ Hanson Sucks - Hanson Hater Herald. The suicide club. Papa Giorgio! I gorgot. Picture Blah! He looks evil. "I'm not sure I'm supposed to see it like that..." Cute, but ugly! Grrrreat! Thhe-anks. "yeees." Ferris Bueler, oh yeah. bwanket...[chomp]. Fatty sides, that guy...yeah - my boyfriend! "Yabba dabba boing doing! Hi." We're gonna make the first real "Open Bible," you can't close it! Cavi and saturn counts, orgasmic ping pong, and our hilarious poem! Are you DIFFERENT? Denver the dinosaur out the sunroof! Poor Denver was murdered... :( Art is the bestest IHOP waiter! sprite, water, COCK?! hehe
Brittany: Boyyeeeeeee! I'm ashamed to be a person. KITCHEN LITTLES!! Can I give Leia a corn slim? One for "Large Father." Check it. Have you annoyed Chrissy lately? pimply! How is it that a dog can be hit over the head by a shovel and survive? Frankie Muniz! Gov'na! He's a homosexual...half walrus, half German. LaJoe, or shall we say, LaBob? Little Michelle! You Bitche capelle! Blonde Annie, and the "it's a hard-knock life" lunchbox dance. That UPS guy was scary! ahhh! Don't ever forget - George the moose is too cool for Lauren... Birth rate is an awesome God! Stop shilly-shallying! HA HA...Smell ya later! I'm gonna put you in an etch-a-sketch and eat you! "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem." Mr. Dimmesdale, please take off your pants...I need to examine you. You have a large dick, I mean, tick on your leg. haha...Dred Scott IS Little Richard and Lowell IS Keanu Reeves with extra facial hair! Distinguised alumni? None! Michael Jordan? Oh wait, he didn't go here...but he is distinguished! John Wayne Gacy? Oh wait, he's not distinguished. But he did go here!
Jori: The power of the Bilbert Bump is here! "Be sure to bring your bunchies," and "Everything will be alright." Pacings and priorities! What is that...your own language? -It's hieroglyphics. Super Egg Super Products - they never crack. Why?? Knockout cheerleaders!! And who could forget  the honeycomb, spinning, the bubblegum scar, or Buttf*cker!?! Let's annoy the preps with our grass squeaks and whistling. HAND FARTS! Skids. Are you looking at my food? *whap*! "When your face is on, you can do no wrong!" What's that, Nysne? Gyrate, "I'll go get the lube," Alex, The Star Wars jerk, The suicide club, & Papa Giorgio! 69 "Do Not Disturb" signs, Dino, Danilo, and Pat! Pookie! "I didn't find any of your clues..." Ikaika!! Dudly Studly, Town & Country parking lot (the best hangout), orgasmic ping pong, Dan the dolphin, and the super friends fish! Playing twister and watching Arachniphobia with strangers is fun! Yeah seizing! Is it a gotta poop stomach ache? Fleshiness!
Brad: Stop it! You are the hottest guy in the world! haha. Don't tease me when I'm being stalked. Whoever's brother! :o) "What? -What??"  I love your impression of techno crap! You and your crapily made DC shoes jacket!
Victor: "blah blah no" haha! :) I love your laugh! It's so cute! C'mon, laugh for me! Torby Borby Boo... I'm a Bluebottle girl! Okay, stop telling me I laugh like my mom... it's not gonna keep me from telling you that your laugh is cute! I must see every Midtown show. You kissed ___! ha, just kidding!
Michelle: Enjoying your food? Where are all the short guys? YAY! You're back in civilization! Go curl up in your fetal position. Why is it that you attract strange men? Let's go harrass the sledders at 12! I don't understand how flashing your brights and waving doesn't attract attention..:P We get free Popeyes fries because we are cute! I guess water (in appearance and taste) with "lemon residue" can be counted as lemonade. We need some cookies and milk kinda guys! Did you get good food service? Top hat and googly eyes? Brandon thinks you're cute! Oooo... haha! So apparently I'm snappety-snippety? yeah...NO! "Chilly nights and WOMAN thighs!" hehe, yay for STD! Affectionate boys are the bestest. ;) Why take it in the rear when you can take it in the ear? I'm single now, gimme some noodles! PONY PLAY all the way...or not. Look at her go with her little red wagon full of morphine!
Tirza: Mr. Taylor needs to chill, lol. What's with the turtlenecks??? Milky pens! The seductive monacle...red is a seductive color ya know. Do you have a woody? Music is therapy! Lyrics are awesome! Turtles are cool.
Emily: Baggie! Spokie! Moshy! It's been a millisecond. Do-hick! "Life is simple, but men and their do-hicks make it complicated." Why are they so dense? ¦Þ Blah! Spikey hair rules! hehe. Drizzle some of your knowledge on me! Damnit all to crapland. Lovely...well, you know whose name goes there. hehe. :) Bucky Balls! Buckminster whatever...haha. Let's have a big bowl of sexy alphabet men soup - a healthy part of every day. That rectangle is very pleasing to the eye...;o) "uh minus one equals uh squared." You schmoo! Mr. Chalky! "It won't thow you off." The nose mold! ahaha! Scooter my daisy heads, Emily. Pretty pretty dancing! You know what pandas have for lunch? Yeah, they have bamboo. Sexy skaters! ¦þ
Jim: agaga! tanx, o gesh, latta, Heatha...you italian stalian (gay! jk). Don't forget - only I can turn on my computer. I want Andy's sexy leg! Did you borrow my butterfinger? My poem kicked ass! :)
Andy: Stop humping my car! "What is foreplay?" Chesty La Roo! You are SUCH a hornball! Don't wiggle your butt in my face... We are tongue buddies! haha
George: I'm gonna rape you! Haha, not really...but I will force you to listen to the Goldfinger CD. There are more songs than just SUPERMAN! You hornball obsessed with bisexualness! :þ Some day, George, some day...haha. Gimme 20 bucks and maybe your wish will come true next time. :P I'm in trouble! 8 year old girls all the way! I'm sorry that I only look 12, that's just too old. :D Jorge! Shall we turn the air conditioning to full blast? We are now part of the geriatric population!
Paul & Laura: Hey...wanna go get some coffee? Getting lost is fun! Hey Paul, why don't you go out the DOOR and check if anyone's in the hallway. Sorry, I accidentally hung your boxers from the hotel sign. "I don't think they make apple colored vodka." What's a hook-up? "She was in the room with a guy? Ohh, Paul? He doesn't count." Would you like to touch my monkey? No! Paul, you're not supposed to eat my monkey!
Susan: DAVE?! Ooops! I grabbed his butt, damnit...sooo hot, want to touch the heinie! haha. "Can I see your pencil? Seriously..." I know you like balls, especially my love child ball... geez perverted people, I'm talking about tennis balls here! Look what I can do! My poop is chasing me! Leave your hair alone, Susan, it looks fine. Yeah, I'm the best badminton twirler!
Robby Bobby: I will always win staring contests with my distracting lip movement! Random visits to your house are fun... too bad I don't like leaving. ;P Jim enjoys moving his head and mouthing non-existent words while playing! You know I'm gonna have a hard time keeping a straight face in orchestra from now on - as if it wasn't difficult enough already! ;} Are you trying to get in my pants...the hard way? Lunch is fun! Ted is my favorite person. Erin is a meercat! Mitchell! "Aww, but I wanna eat!" "Mitchell, we're home - put your shoes on." "Is it like Ben Gay? Do you have to rub him on yourself and then it tingles and then becomes soothing?" We go to college together, woohoo! Yeah, I'm majoring in Mike Hardey. ;) "I..I like youuu." Sean Cullen's facial expressions are hilarious! But can they beat Elijah Wood's ring-induced orgasm faces? I don't think so... Frodo, I love you! Wade is my NEW favorite person. :D
Natalie: Nat! Natalie Knobbery! hehe, working at The Knobbery is so fun! I'm gonna miss the phallic symbol knobs, screwing with you (ha!), listening to messages inquiring about two-for-one knob jobs, and complaining about Lynette's meanness. Burton! Mitch! haha, you are such a dork with guys, but I love hearing about all of 'em. ;) Miss you already!
Jessy:*sniffs the grilled cheese* "i think i may be crazy, but... this smells like grape juice..." hehe, you ARE crazy! "So, let's get together and make out! I mean, let's hang out..." :) Starstruck groupies forever (or not)... too bad we must compete with teenie boppers that are really strange... Serial Mom is the most frightening movie ever. Apparently I give good sex advice, which is an interesting concept. ;)