While tracking my stats, I have noticed a HUGE number of people coming in here from searches for 'nakid girls'.
The reason they are directed here instead of a porn site is because the term 'nakid girls' is used on the second page of Hammy Joe's Sammich Imporium, which is a little pictorial supposedly written by a fat and stupid hillbilly who can't spell.
Sadly, Hammy Joe is not entirely fiction; he is based on an actual person whom I have met.

Also sadly, the people who do searches for 'nakid girls' are real people as well.
It is to the latter that I direct this very personal message:
It's spelled N-A-K-E-D, you fucking idiots.

That is all.