This is James.

This is James trying to smoke a joint.

James says Merry Christmas.

This is McGee.

McGee has a broken Go-kart in the living room of his trailer,

and a dog named Buster. Buster has fleas, fleas that you can see hopping on and off his back.

McGee and Buster say Merry Christmas.

This is the tent behind McGee's Trailer, in which I stayed for a while.
It is gone now, as am I.

The tent says Merry Christmas.

This is me. I am on a roof at the beach, four stories up. I am happily working for the money I used to pay for exotic women of the night.

I say Merry Christmas.
And Happy Channukkah (not sure if I spelled that right), too.