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While Legolas and Celeborn watched, Elrond and Pippin began to get more into eachother. Elrond rapped his arms around Pippin and picked up the short, young hobbit. Pippin's arms were grasped around Elrond's neck and they were smothering eachother in kisses.
Celeborn walked away disgusted. This was the worst and most degrading thing and elf could do. Especially one that had married his daughter before she died. He was glad that he was returning to Lothlorien and not doing anything crazy with vampires. Legolas looked as disturbed as Celeborn; but, he was also angry. He stayed to watch as the two lovers became more engrossed with eachother. A secret was about to be revealed that he had not even told his best friend. A secret that could bring destruction or happiness, depending on how people react. A secret he's kept for over 1,000 years...
Elrond carried Pippin upstairs to his bedroom and quietly whispered, "You've seen my room once before, now you will see it again, my darling, just in a whole new light!" he said this as he laid Pippin down on the bed and began to rub the sensitive spots on his body. A moan came out of Pippin as the rubbing increased into escalated passion. Pippin reached down for Elrond's erected organ, hoping the please the man who had just become his god.
"Oh Elrond, you turn me on so very much. I need you, I want you," he said as he whispered into his ears. "I have longed for you in my heart since the day I fisrt saw you at your council when he had rings to worry about instead of vampires."
Suddenly Elrond sat up. "Vampires! My God! Mirthrandir! We were supposed to meet him today. I wanted to leave two hours ago. I wonder if the caravan is even ready?!"
Elrond rushed out of the room leaving Pippin alone and erected on the bed. As important as his new lover was, he still needed to save the elvin race and Rivendell from vampire takeover and destruction.
Two hours passed by and soon everyone was ready. Faramir and Merry were waiting for Elrond and Pippin in the courtyard with the horses. Legolas had been standing behind a large oak tree until he saw Elrond approaching. "Ah, hello" Legolas said as he saw him.
Elrond turned around startled, "Legolas, weren't you supposed to depart with the others?"
"Yes, but I waited around for you my Lord." he said as he gazed deeply into Elrond's eyes.
Perturbed, Elrond responded, "Alright. If you insist." Then he turned toward the group and said, "Alright everyone! Merry, you and Faramir will share the horse Goldenshadow. Pippin and I will ride together, and Legolas seems to have his own horse. The rest of you know where you're going so let's head out!"
"If it pleases you my Lord, I could let Pippin have my horse so we could be togther" Legolas said as if he was in a trance.
"That's uh..quite all right. I think everything is under control." Elrond paused for a moment, "Legolas, you have been acting strange lately. Is something the matter?"
This was it. He now had a chance to reveal to Elrond that he had been fantasizing about him sice he was 359 years old. He knew that he couldn't though. Elrond wouldn't understand and apparently had feelings for another man. "Oh nothing really. I'm fine."
Once the caravan of elves, a man, and two hobbits met up with Gandalf, they began their journey towards Mirkwood. There they would rest until the Riders of Rohan came back with the news of dead vampires. On the way to his home land, Legolas talked with Faramir and Merry. He told them what he and Celeborn had seen and how Pippin and Elrond acted. They gave their opinions, all negative, and tried to forget it. They couldn't though because Legolas kept bringing up the fact that he hated Pippin and he had seduced the lord of Rivendell. After a while Faramir said sarcasticly, "Well, what do you want us to do? Kill him?" And that is when Legolas began to think of a way to get rid of Pippin. Faramir supported him. He said he had always hated the "Fool of a Took" because he was "so lazy and obnoxious". Merry hated the idea at first. Pippin was his cousin and there was no need to kill a member of his family. He went along with what they were saying though, because he was afraid they would kill him too if he didn't agree.
"So how are we going to kill him, Legolas?" Faramir asked.
"I'm not sure yet, but as soon as I find out- you'll know!" Legolas said with a sneer.
A night later, when the group was ready to travel to Mordor and launch the attack, Aragorn came with news that they had suffered terrible blows and that several people were dead. The vampires had also suffered terribly too. Aragorn gave the stories of how all the men fought bravely and everyone listened attentively.
"What we need is Gandalf! Someone who can launch attacks with fire and brimstone!" Aragorn shouted.
Gandalf blushed.
Everyone loaded up the stuff and left Mirkwood behind. They were all ready for the battle that was about to happen. There was constant chatter and bickering between the travelers.
"Hey Pip! Come here, I want to talk to you," Legolas shouted.
He came forward thinking Legolas was his friend. The two of them talked like they were great buddies though. They talked about the "good old times" when they were part of the fellowship of the ring and about the elves and hobbits and other races. Elrond called for Pippin after an hour when the sun had set and they were about to camp. Pippin left in a hurry saying, "I'll be right back." to Legolas and Faramir.
Pippin ran to Elrond, who only wanted to tell him that they would soon be resting. While the hobbit was with the lord of Rivendell, the elf prince had different plans. He took out his water jug and filled it with Eliadorith, a poison that kills after about ten minutes. He showed Faramir what he had done. He left Merry out of it because he could tell that Merry didn't really want a part in it.
Pippin ran back to where Legolas and his companions had come to a halt.
"Ah, you must be thirsty. Here Pippin- drink this down." Legolas said.
Pippin felt like he had no reason to doubt his friend's judgement and drank it.
"I'm going to go help Elrond set up camp ok?" Pippin said as he left.
As soon as Pippin met up with Elrond he began to feel sick. "Ugh, I don't feel to well. I'm going to lie down and take a nap. Maybe some food later will help me."
Elrond looked at his new found lover and new what had happned instantly. He ran to him and tried to give him healing. "Peregrin. Please. You must get up again" He choked back sobs.
Pippin's eyes met Elrond's and he whispered, "I love you, darling" and passed out and died.