20 Annoying Things to do in a Restauraunt
-In a fancy restaurant insist the waiter tells you the names of all the fish in the fish tank.
-Ask for a bib.
-Ask for a seat for your 'imaginary friend'.
-Growl constantly and address everyone as 'Matey'
-At a fast-food restaurant ask for the Soup-du-Jour
-Invoke 'the customer is always right' rule
-In a foreign restaurant ask to have all the foods on the menu translated one by one
-Bring your own menu
-Stare at a neighbor's food until they say something and then reply 'oh don't mind me, I'm just looking for my contact'
-Insist that your chair is missing a leg.
-Take all of the pepermint candies
-Paint a picture of your meal in watercolors since 'it looks so pretty'
-At a fast food restaurant comment on the freshness of the meat
-See just how fast you can get the manager over to your table
-Burp the National Anthem, call anyone who objects unpatriotic
-Yell 'Oh no not now!' and make a dash to the bathroom
-Make obvious attemps to trip the waiters, snicker constently
-You can't make up your mind between smoking or non-smoking
-Very properly, take out a hankerchief and spend the next 15 minutes blowing into it as hard as possible
-Two words: Strip Poker!