Your senses have not deceived you, the page in fact moved, and slightly improved. It will hopefully/probably get better at some point in time here, but not immediately and not magically (darn). If you have any suggestions, please contact me at my e-mail address given on the about me section or the one that my good friend Beavis is talking about down here; if ya just wanna bitch about the page, or hate me, or hate your life, or just want to bitch about stuff that really doesn't matter, send your bitchings to the address given on the pointless page...
You may enjoy sex, but you are missing out!
If your kinkiest lingerie is from Vickie's Secret, and your most scandalous
encounter was a weekend at a bed and breakfast,
you're probably not fulfilling your deeper fantasies because you're too shy to try.