well - i finally did it. i moved this damned web page. why, you ask? well - i'll tell you.

it all started back when i started this page off. was a nice little page - that only had one - count it - one banner ad on the front page

then - one day - much to my shock and amazement - they were putting a banner ad on all the pages!!! now - at the time - this didn't bother me very much. but as the page grew - so did the number of banner ads. i didn't want to embed them on the page - because i don't want annoying GIF animated flashy things all over my page - if i didn't put them there. so i made them pop up. don't get me wrong.

those suck too.

then - one day - i logged onto my page so's i could access my gbook - and low and behold - i saw - not one - but two - yes - fucking TWO banner ads on my page. the second one was only on page one - but i know they're gunna carry that over so - i decided to move it. luckily enough - i have this really spiffy friend named templar knight. he offered to host my page for me - no fees - no batter ads. all i had to do was give him sexua... err - all i had to do - was respect the stuff he had on his server - and all was good. so - that's just what i did.

there you have it - the long - sorded - dramatic tale - of why i moved my webpage. ^_^

so - without any further delay...
i give you...

my new location

enjoy it well. ^_^
that is all.
this is VTM signing off. fear nothing.