Best Quotes Ever

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"My father's name is Antonio Andolini...And this is for you." - ROBERT DENIRO as Vito Corleone in The Godfather Part II

"YOU DIDNT GET ME DOWN RAY! YOU NEVER GOT ME DOWN!"- ROBERT DENIRO, raging bull

"He put his name on his license plate."

"My mom does the same thing with my underwear."

"You're mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit??" - Real Genius

"So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. An' within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1000. [Kay: "How'd he do that?"] My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. [Kay: "What was that?"] Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me." - Al Pacino and icky Diane Keaton, The Godfather

"I got some bad ideas in my head."- Robert DeNiro, Taxi Driver

"That gun is officially bumming me out."- Jeremy Sisto, Suicide Kings

"Ha Ha Ha! You're pretty funny for a guy with 9 fingers!"- Jay Mohr, Suicide Kings

"I gave her my heart and she gave me... a pen."- John Cusack, Say Anything...

"If you guys know so much about women, then why are you sitting here at, like, a Gas 'N Sip on a Saturday night all alone with no women ANYWHERE?"- John Cusack, Say Anything...

"Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash."- Robert DeNiro, Casino

"You f***ng mo-mo, what's the matter with you?"- Robert DeNiro, Casino ^_^

"Just when I think I'm out THEY PULL ME BACK IN!"- Al Pacino, The Godfather

"Leave the gun. Take the conolis." - Clemenza, The Godfather

"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!"- Jack Nicholson, the shining

"No, we would have caught you eventually"

"Oh, so what were you- biding your time? toying with me? Allowing five 'innocent' people to die until you felt like springing your trap? Tell me: what was the indisputable evidence you were going to use on me RIGHT BEFORE I walked up to you and put my hands in the air?"

"John, calm down,. I seem to remember us knocking on your door."

"Oh, thats right. And i seem to remember breaking YOUR FACE... You are only alive because i didnt kill you. Remember that, Detective, every time you look in the mrror at that face of yours for the rest of your life-or, should I say, for the rest of what life I've allowed you to have." - kevin spacey vs brad pitt,SEVEN

"I am an angel. I kill first borns while their mothers watch; I turn cities into salt; I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now until Kingdom Come, the only thing you can count on in your existence...is never understanding WHY." -christopher walken, The Prophecy

"Dr. Wong/ You're a WONG?"

"Well, my mother was Irish"

"...And your father?"

"...Wasn't." - - Dennis Leary, The Ref

""... But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him [Michael], if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he is struck by a bolt of lightning, I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And then I shall not forget." - Marlon Brando, The Godfather

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster." - ray liotta, Goodfellas

"Sonny got mad." -Clemenza, The Godfather part I

"I will always love you."

"Love somebody else." - Andy Garcia, Godfather III

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." - Keanu Reeves, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"The law is down there: you lost your mind?"

"According to my last psych-evaluation...Yes." - John Malkovich, ConAir

"I'm tired of TALKING; I just want to go up to my shack and get drunk." - Kurt Russell, The Thing

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure- you're fucked." - Braveheart

"Tony is the little boy that lives in my mouth." - The Shining

"Everyday i experience is worse than the one before. So, know when you are talking to me that that day is the worst day of my life." - Office Space

"I go under the presumption that everyone is full of shit until proven otherwise."- Prayers for Rain

"Never hate your enemies- it affects your judgement"- The Godfather

"Mom, do you know what I am going to get you next year for Christmas? A big wooden cross. So every time you're feeling unappreciated far all the sacrifices you've made, you can go clumb up and nail yourself to it." - kevin spacey, The Ref

**"I want you to get this nancyboy Elliot Ness fuck where he breathes, I want him DEAD. I want his family DEAD. I want his house burned to the GROUND. I want to go there in the middle of the night, I want to PISS on the ASHES." - Robert De Niro, The Untouchables

"You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge. YOU ARE NOTHING."- Robert De Niro, Untouchables

"I like you, Chilly. I think you're a decent type of man... Even if you are a crook."- Get Shorty

"I'm taking you down, Yahoo." - Delroy Lindo, Get Shorty

"You're so drunk you are probably seeing double."

"I have two guns. One for each of you." - Tombstone

"Mellissa, I need you to commit me."- Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura

"Have you ever Killed anyone?"

"I hurt someone's feelings once." - Robert De Niro, Ronin

"Even if his brain weren't mush, which it is, he chewed off his own tongue a while ago." - Seven

"Where are you taking us?"

"INTO THE WILD." - Viggo Mortenson hee hee hee

"You're very good at the English language, aren't you? I don't understand your language...Justice. Mercy. CLEMENCY...I literally DON'T KNOW what those words mean. See: I'd like to put in an obligation to have all of my teeth extracted, and that way I could put my fist in my mouth and never speak another word of fucking English so long as I live!" - Daniel Day-Lewis, In the Name of the Father

"Alas! You know what it means to hate. Now you are ready to be a king."

"My hate...will die with you." - Angus Mcfayden, Braveheart

"So: You saw a guy on the street who is an ex-con?...Well, I am OVERFUCKINGWHELMED! What did you want for that, a junior "G" man badge? - al pacino, Heat

"I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and powder my nose..." - uma thurman, Pulp Fiction

**"You see this? THIS is THIS. This isn't something else: This is This." - Robert De Niro, The Deer Hunter

TOP TRUE ROMANCE QUOTES

"He couldnt give a fuck about nothin except living fast, dying young, and leavin a good looking corpse." -Clarence

"You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?" -Dumb Blonde

"Listen Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay?!" -Dick Ritchie

"Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother fucker. I mean, people pay him to fuck guys up." -Clarence

"I had to come all the way from the highways and byways of Tallahassee, Florida, to the motor cities of Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I never would have guessed that true romance and Detroit go together." -Alabama

"I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. All I got is fuckin' Floyd." -Dick Ritchie (Joe Cocaine!)

"Uh they were here. They said they were going there. And then... They went." -Floyd

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti." -Coccotti (Chris Walken)

Mr. Worley (Hopper) : Cause you... You're part eggplant.

Coccotti (Walken) : AND YOU'RE A CANTALOPE!

"Who or what is a Drexel?" -Clarence

Clarence (Slater) : Is he black?

Alabama (Arquette) : No, but he thinks he is. He told me his momma was an Apache, but I suspect that he's lyin.

"These... These ain't my clothes..." -Alabama when she opens her suitcase and sees that it is full with $500,000 worth of cocaine.

"I am NOT what they call Florida white trash... I'm a really good person! And when it comes to relationships I'm 100 percent, I'm 100 percent...Monogamous" - Alabama

"And besides, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter." -Dick Ritchie

"Hi, my name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

"Clarence, I like you. Always have, always will." -Elvis

Clarence : I killed him.

Alabama : Is this a joke.. (crying)

Clarence : Why do you care?! do you love him?! Don't you love me?! DO YOU LOVE HIM?!

Alabama : I think what you did was.. (crying)

Clarence : (angry)WHAT?!

Alabama : WAS SO ROMANTIC!

"That smarts, doesn't it?" -Coccotti (walken)

"There are seventeen different pantomimes a guy can use to get away with lying... A woman's got twenty." -Coccotti

TOP SCARFACE QUOTES

- I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

-I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

-Every day above ground is a good day.

-All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?

-Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.

Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?

Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

-Here pelican, pelican, pelican

-Your womb is so polluted.

-Gina Montana: I like Fernando, he's a fun guy and he's nice... and he knows how to treat a woman.

Manny: [laughing] Knows how to treat a woman? By taking you to the toilet to make out?

-You know what capitalism is? getting *bleeped*

-(and of course) SAY 'ELLO TO MY LEETTLE FRIEND..