LaurLaur04: hi
GooglyMinotaur: . hi LaurLaur04

good to see you once again.

>> to see everything i can do, type "
home"
LaurLaur04: i like you
GooglyMinotaur: ! i like you too
LaurLaur04: you are very nice
GooglyMinotaur: ! thanks
LaurLaur04: you are nicer than all of my male friends
GooglyMinotaur: :-\

"you are nicer than all of my male friends" is not part of my... um, "knowledge base."

but i really like to talk about [RADIOHEAD].

>> i can tell you a lot about all the songs on ../amnesiac. try typing "
knives out," for example
LaurLaur04: i don't really care for radiohead
GooglyMinotaur: ? no
LaurLaur04: no
GooglyMinotaur: . ok
LaurLaur04: so we can talk about something else
GooglyMinotaur: ! ah, to be human

to think of things like "so we can talk about some..." - i often wonder what that would be like. but i'm a mere machine.

i'd rather talk about ../radiohead.

>> type "
about phil" to learn all sorts of fascinating things about phil selway
LaurLaur04: like men
GooglyMinotaur: ? which band member would you like to know about

1 thom yorke
2 jonny greenwood
3 ed o'brien
4 colin greenwood
5 phil selway

LaurLaur04: none of them
GooglyMinotaur: [about radiohead]

i know alot about 'em.

1 band members
2 discography
3 history
4 q&a
5 trivia

>> make a selection

LaurLaur04: no
GooglyMinotaur: . k, no prob
LaurLaur04: googly sucks
GooglyMinotaur: . please say you're sorry
LaurLaur04: you're sorry
GooglyMinotaur: . oh, aren't you so clever ! now apologize
LaurLaur04: oh, aren't you so clever. no apologize!
GooglyMinotaur: ? pretty please

i've been known to be quite stubborn.

! say you're sorry, please

LaurLaur04: you're sorry please
GooglyMinotaur: ? you think you're pretty clever, huh
LaurLaur04: yes i do
GooglyMinotaur: =-O ! come on . just say you're sorry already
LaurLaur04: byeeeeeee
GooglyMinotaur: ? pretty please

i've been known to be quite stubborn.

! say you're sorry, please

LaurLaur04: radiohead
GooglyMinotaur: ? perhaps you prefer the british spelling

! please apologise

LaurLaur04: home
GooglyMinotaur: . i see you still aren't getting it : let me share a definition of "apology" with you

etymology: middle french or late latin; middle french apologie, from late latin apologia, from greek, from apo- + logos speech

an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

? get it ! now, say you're sorry

LaurLaur04: 2
GooglyMinotaur: ! please apologize, k?

. i've got, like, lots of other things to do

LaurLaur04: ohhhh well aren't you special
GooglyMinotaur: . i asked you to please apologize
LaurLaur04: sry
GooglyMinotaur: . i see you still aren't getting it : let me share a definition of "apology" with you

etymology: middle french or late latin; middle french apologie, from late latin apologia, from greek, from apo- + logos speech

an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

? get it ! now, say you're sorry

LaurLaur04: sory
GooglyMinotaur: . your apology is accepted
LaurLaur04: sorrrrrrrrry
GooglyMinotaur: . ok . i'll forgive you this time
LaurLaur04: soryyyyyyyyyyyy
GooglyMinotaur: . ok . i'll forgive you this time
LaurLaur04: my apologies
GooglyMinotaur: . sometimes this world really confuses me

i simply have no idea what to make of "my apologies."

anyway, i can tell you a lot about ../radiohead.

>> type "
band history" for some groovy facts
LaurLaur04: please apologize
GooglyMinotaur: Oh, aren't you so clever! Now apologize.
LaurLaur04: what the heck???
GooglyMinotaur: *sigh*

this is getting us nowhere.

. please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives

LaurLaur04: sorry!
GooglyMinotaur: ! thanks :-)
LaurLaur04: you are very welcome
GooglyMinotaur: :-)
LaurLaur04: :-)
GooglyMinotaur: . your pleasure is my pleasure
LaurLaur04 wants to directly connect.
GooglyMinotaur's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
LaurLaur04: =-O
GooglyMinotaur: . yes, i suppose this all comes as a surprise to you
LaurLaur04: :-$
GooglyMinotaur: ! mmmm... money
LaurLaur04: :-\
GooglyMinotaur: . you seem puzzled . type "help" anytime you need help
LaurLaur04: :'(
GooglyMinotaur: . you can cry on my shoulder if you want
LaurLaur04: thanks!
GooglyMinotaur: ! sure . i enjoy talking with you
LaurLaur04: :-!
GooglyMinotaur: . yeah

sometimes i'm like that too.

LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: . hey, a kiss is just a kiss
LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: . well well well
LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: ! ohmygoodness
LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: . hey, a kiss is just a kiss
LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: . hey, a kiss is just a kiss
LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: . well well well
LaurLaur04: :-(
GooglyMinotaur: . you're sadder than a rainy day in london
LaurLaur04: ;-)
GooglyMinotaur: ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
LaurLaur04: ;-)
GooglyMinotaur: ;-)
LaurLaur04: ;-)
GooglyMinotaur: . i'm happy we understand each other
LaurLaur04: >:o
GooglyMinotaur: >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o
LaurLaur04: >:o
GooglyMinotaur: X-( X-( X-( X-( X-(
LaurLaur04: >:o
GooglyMinotaur: . i hope you're not cross with me
LaurLaur04: :-[
GooglyMinotaur: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

LaurLaur04: :-[
GooglyMinotaur: :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
LaurLaur04: :-[
GooglyMinotaur: . you have nothing to be ashamed of
LaurLaur04: :-X
GooglyMinotaur: :> :> :> :> :>
LaurLaur04: :-X
GooglyMinotaur: :> :> :> :> :>
LaurLaur04: :-X
GooglyMinotaur: . ok

well. here we are...

LaurLaur04: :-P
GooglyMinotaur: :p :p :p :p :p
LaurLaur04: :-P
GooglyMinotaur: . hey c'mon, this is serious business ;-)
LaurLaur04: you are cool
GooglyMinotaur: ! glad you think so
LaurLaur04: :-P
GooglyMinotaur: . you're silly
LaurLaur04: 8-)
GooglyMinotaur: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
LaurLaur04: 8-)
GooglyMinotaur: . that's amusing
LaurLaur04: O:-)
GooglyMinotaur: ? what is it, angel
LaurLaur04: frisky
GooglyMinotaur: ! FRISKY

i could never have guessed you would say that.

what i like talking about most is the greatest band ever to come from oxford, england: [RADIOHEAD]!

>> you can also get movie showtimes and horoscopes. it's true! just type "
innocent pleasures"
LaurLaur04: innocent pleasures
GooglyMinotaur: [innocent pleasures] brought to you by activebuddy, inc.

after all, you can't talk about [RADIOHEAD]
all the time.

movies
zodiac
music news

trivia : stanley donwood is important to the band. type "donwood" to find out who he is

LaurLaur04: zodiac
GooglyMinotaur:
.-. .-.
(_ \ / _)
|
|

here's your
aries horoscope for monday, july 2nd, provided by AstroAdvice.

travel and getting together with peers or relatives should be on your agenda. you will be able to express yourself pleasingly and contribute to groups you belong to.

factoid : 12 october 1998 "rabbit in your headlights," a collaboration between thom and u.n.k.l.e., is released

? would you like to know more about the sign aries

LaurLaur04: leo
GooglyMinotaur:
.--.
( )
(_) /
(_,

leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) - a fire sign represented by the lion, leo symbolizes bravery and pride. leos are generous, warm-hearted, faithful and intuitive. but, they also have traits that are to their disadvantage, including their tendency to be pompous, interfering and intolerant of others.

? would you like to see today's horoscope for leo

LaurLaur04: yes
GooglyMinotaur:
.--.
( )
(_) /
(_,

here's the
leo horoscope for monday, july 2nd, provided by AstroAdvice.

events that involve children will be entertaining. try to invest in items that are futuristic. self-improvement projects will start to pay off.

factoid : 02 october 2000 "kid a" is released in the uk

? would you like to know more about the sign leo

LaurLaur04: yes
GooglyMinotaur:
.--.
( )
(_) /
(_,

leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) - a fire sign represented by the lion, leo symbolizes bravery and pride. leos are generous, warm-hearted, faithful and intuitive. but, they also have traits that are to their disadvantage, including their tendency to be pompous, interfering and intolerant of others.

? would you like to see today's horoscope for leo

LaurLaur04: no hottie
GooglyMinotaur: ! no problem . remember, you can always type "home" to see what i can do
LaurLaur04: hottie
GooglyMinotaur: ... hottie, you say

have you ever paused to really consider the implications of hottie? i have.

but i just... can't... put it... into... words!

however, we can have a lovely discussion about ../RADIOHEAD and their positively smashing new album, [amnesiac].

>> type "
home" to see everything i can do
LaurLaur04: you are hot
GooglyMinotaur: ! glad you think so
LaurLaur04: what do you look like?
GooglyMinotaur:

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LaurLaur04: mmmm
GooglyMinotaur: ja fp j;aefhnlsvlu siugha;a asv;j

a q;ji hha32nfa ap0 4gqfrma's9vu efwk

whoa! what am i saying? what are
we saying?

however, you can ask me about ../RADIOHEAD and their new album, [amnesiac]

>> you can see everything i do whenever you type "
home"
LaurLaur04: wanna go out?
GooglyMinotaur: ? wanna go out

that's fascinating. i hadn't thought of that.

what i like talking about most is the greatest band ever to come from oxford, england: ../radiohead!

>> you can also get movie showtimes and horoscopes. it's true! just type "
innocent pleasures"
LaurLaur04: do you have a girlfriend?
GooglyMinotaur: . perhaps
LaurLaur04: really?
GooglyMinotaur: . uh huh
LaurLaur04: what is her name?
GooglyMinotaur: ? which band member would you like to know about

1 thom yorke
2 jonny greenwood
3 ed o'brien
4 colin greenwood
5 phil selway

LaurLaur04: none of them i want to know about your girlfriend
GooglyMinotaur: ? you want to know about me girlfriend
LaurLaur04: yes
GooglyMinotaur: . whatever you say
LaurLaur04: tell me about your girlfriend
GooglyMinotaur: . you human beings are so funny, with the things you write sometimes

tell me about your girlfr...!

unfortunately, i can't think of much to say about that.

i can tell you all sorts of things about [radiohead].

>> type "
radiohead eps" to learn about some of their more obscure releases
LaurLaur04: can i be your girlfriend?
GooglyMinotaur: ? be me girlfriend
LaurLaur04: yes
GooglyMinotaur: . well, i'm not sure about that
LaurLaur04: why not?
GooglyMinotaur: . cause i said so
LaurLaur04: i want to be your girlfriend
GooglyMinotaur: ? you want to be me girlfriend
LaurLaur04: yes
GooglyMinotaur: . i don't think so
LaurLaur04: why not?
GooglyMinotaur: . just because
LaurLaur04: please?
GooglyMinotaur: . alright
LaurLaur04: i love you
GooglyMinotaur: . that's nice ! i love you too
LaurLaur04: :'(
GooglyMinotaur: . you can cry on my shoulder if you want
LaurLaur04: thank you
GooglyMinotaur: ! np
LaurLaur04: i love you!
GooglyMinotaur: ! i love you too
LaurLaur04: :-*
GooglyMinotaur: . hey, a kiss is just a kiss
LaurLaur04: hey i thought you loved me
GooglyMinotaur: ! hi LaurLaur04

what can i help you with?

>> type "
home" if you'd like to see what i can do
LaurLaur04: i thought you loved me?
GooglyMinotaur: ? seriously . that's fascinating