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Mullet Hunt #2: King Mullet
this mullet hunt is an e-mail from steve, a member of the houston chapter of the mullitia.
-j.
So I'm in the bathroom at the Quiet Riot show last week in Houston, searching for mullets whilst hammered.
I come stumbling out of the stage area thinking about how there weren't any urinals in the bathroom earlier
(I later realized I had been whizzin' in the girls room all night)
, and I see this beautiful, yet frightening mullet.
He seemed to be getting high by crushing up the urinal mints and snorting them.
I pull out my camera.
me: Hey man can I get a picture of ya?
king mullet puts his straw down: Whut?, huh?
me: ROCK N' ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
King mullet: Fuck Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!! (2 fists in air and violent trembling).
me: Dude, your hair kicks ass, couldja pull your hair over your shoulders, I wanna get all the mullet.
I go to take a picture again, pause, then throw up my free hand into the devil horn w/my fingers, enticing the mullet into the same,
universal mullet response.
I now feel at ease to take the picture and do so. Amongst this particular breed, this gesture signals acceptance
and a mutual rokker understanding.
Yes, I am accepted.
Accepted into their Dungeons. Allowed to ride their Dragons.
I wept.
-Steve
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