The Sleepingbagorean Theorem


The Sleepingbagorean Theorem proves that increased comeliness and cunning equals a greater amount of sexual tension. It can best be explained by this graph:





The simple mathematical equation:

2A * B = Y^2


Wherein two times desirability (A) multiplied by kickassedness (B) is equal to sexual tension (Y) squared.

Smart is sexy. While that accurately describes Mulder and Scully, it was a snowball effect from humble beginnings.

See how the theory applies to The X-Files