The TWOST Quiz
GENERAL QUESTIONS
Most disturbing image:
A) Satan
B) Death
C) Mimi Rogers
A)
B)
C)
Sexiest dessert containing a dairy or faux-dairy product:
A) French Silk Pie
B) Strawberries and Whipped Cream
C) Nonfat Tofutti Rice Dreamsicle
A)
B)
C)
Ideal item to fall from the sky:
A) Rain
B) Toads
C) Sleeping Bags
A)
B)
C)
Beverage you'd most like to see in Scully's refrigerator:
A) Ginger Ale
B) Cranberry Juice
C) Iced Tea
A)
B)
C)
Favorite sport to daydream about:
A) Ice Fishing
B) Curling
C) Baseball
A)
B)
C)
EPISODE QUESTIONS
1. The thing I remember most from Home was:
A) "Meanwhile I've quit the FBI and became a spokesperson for the Ab Roller."
B) Sheriff Andy Taylor and his deputy, Barney.
C) Mulder rubbing Scully's back outside the police station.
A)
B)
C)
1. The thing I remember most from Our Town was:
A) Some people like to eat people.
B) Dead chicken parts are ugly.
C) Mulder gently moving Scully's hair away from her eyes.
A)
B)
C)
1. The thing I remember most from Pusher was:
A) Cerulean is like a gentle breeze.
B) I wonder what I could make people do if I had a brain tumor...
C) The look Mulder and Scully exchange as he hands her his gun.
A)
B)
C)
1. The thing I remember most from Squeeze was:
A) Scully saying "ass".
B) Mulder touching bile.
C) Mulder untangling Scully's necklace
A)
B)
C)
1. The thing I remember most from Fight the Future was:
A) Corn + bees = pure evil.
B) Tires can squeal on dirt.
C) Mulder saw Scully naked.
A)
B)
C)
Results: If you answered C to all of these questions, you're TWOST material. If, at any time in the quiz, you considered A or B, that's nothing but wrong. Sure, Satan gets a bad rap, but after One Son, the fiery depths of Hell don't sound THAT bad.
