Millennium: The Missing Scene

By: Shipper Numero Uno


INT. SCULLY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - December 23

CLOSE ON SCULLY. She's sitting on her couch reading a book. She hears a knock on her door.

Scully: Mulder. What are you doing here? And hey, it's winter. Why are you only wearing that tank top from Bad Blood with the black leather jacket from the Pine Bluff Variant over it?

Mulder (winking): I don't know.

Scully: Okay. Well, you look hot.

Mulder: Thanks. You look hot too. I like how you've got your hair up like you did in the bathtub in Chinga. And that shirt from the Sixth Extinction is veerrryyy flattering. If you know what I mean. By the way, your cleavage is in no way slutty. It's just the cleavage of an attractive working woman in the 90s.

Scully: Thank you. Did you come over here so we could exchange presents like last year?

Mulder: No. I thought we could make out. Just get some practice so I can kiss you again on New Years Eve, but we'll pretend it's innocent because we'll be in a public place. God! The FBI can be so strict sometimes! You can't go into someone's house without probable cause, you can't put a stake into a vampire's chest without getting sued, you can't make out with your partner. Dammit!

Scully: Yeah, that sucks. Okay, we can make out. But none of that fanfic stuff because that be out of character and I wouldn't want any crazy NoRomos running through the streets and starting riots. I hear that's what NoRomos do.

Mulder: I heard that too. Cue the Barry White!

THE END


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