archives...excitin'!

7-13-01 oooh...creeepy day!! too bad no creepy stuff was done by the spROCKits, or least they didn't tell me about it. crazy coots! so, most of us went to a show at the rev tonight...how excited were we?!?!?!? NOT AT ALL...but various ice cream stops MORE than made up for it. soo...i was really excited about going to this "!!HARDCORE SHOW!!" at the rev...it's supposed to be AWESOME!! and i really wanted to go...but it's tomorrow, and i can't...but for all you kiddies that want to go: july 14th, 7:00, $5, rev (816 jefferson ave.), supposed to be a band that plays quote "old skool"...should be interesting...but if you're not gonna check out those bands, AT LEAST check out this website designed by EVERYONE's buddy, neal: The Clifftons i'm sure you'll enjoy. well, good ole syd is yawning, so have a nice life. watch out for the double cola!

7-10-01 man, there is one cheezy video that i think goes un-looked by most....I LOVE ROCK N ROLL...i mean, really, have you sat down and watched this?? all the motions are overly acted out, especially the STRRRROOONG part...yeah, so what if it's my favorite? this video also proves another thing: mullets can be good; just look at joan jett. she has one, and she'S AWESOME! she played a show in st. louis two weeks ago, but no one would take me...i'm still rather bummed about that one. oh well...i still have ice cream.

7-03-01 JOEY RHEW is the spROCKits' (as a collective) BEST FRIEND!! partially, cos he carried stuff for us, and the other part, just cos we like him... granted, we have other friends too....but none that can compare to joey and his roadie-esque abilities..... i like jim when he takes me to chinese restaurants

6-24-01 Ya know what? when billy idol was young and in generation x, he was SO hot...but now that he's gotten older..put on a few pounds...stills wears a wallet chain...and is on VH1, i just can't go for him anymore...it's really sad...he should have NEVER been put through the early 90's/mtv era!! anywho- the movie is coming along SWIMMINGLY, if only brad would respond that crazy rat bastard...HA...RAT....well..anyways...back to mr. idol: i can't really say i enjoy rebel yell... i mean, yeah, some of the songs are good, like the title track, but the rest of it???? now, generation x...that band ROCKED!! billy idol + tony james know EXACTLY how to write slow songs...ENGLISH DREAM... TRIUMPH!!! THESE SONGS ROCK!! wild dub is the only qualm i have with them....it just gets old...well....i'm glad i could get these things off my chest..it feels good to react to a dying star....leave some of yer own comments about old people

6-17-01 well....last night's show was just too much to even TRY describing...so i won't. ALTHOUGH...it WAS the sweatest show i've EVER been to, and i loved every slimy minute of it! so....anyways...the spROCKit movie is getting on its way to a reality; amazing...we girls actually coming through on something...yeah, i'm quite amazed myself...nothing else going on. i hate everyone BUT YOU. YES...I'M TALKING TO YOU buddy! MULLETS OR DIE!

6-9-01 gaw dang..graduation was last nite, and how are the spROCKits taking it? most triumphantly! we've got all summer to pal around with those good-for-nuttin seniors....and in other cases, a good year or two...enough about them; let's talk about us...i really think we have a future togeth--oh! the spROCKits..yes..um... the spROCKits have been hard at work since the letting out of that facist boot camp (?!?)...no seriously we have...no josh!...ok you got us...we're just joshin'...we haven't done anything with the spROCKits for awhile, but that'll soon change, mark my words, A CHANGE IS COMIN!! especially now that we have access to a sewing machine...you just watch out! in other news.....only 6 more days to the happiest/saddest day of the year...the mullets last show... you better be there, or else you'll have nothing to talk about for the rest of yer miserable life. BUH-BYE!

5-27-01 did somebody say SNOWBALLS?!?!? well...nope they didn't, but i think someone whispered shaved ice sucks! yeah, good ole rob finally opened up down on 2nd/green....go have some frog blender....or not.

5-22-01 Has any body seen KEEPING THE FAITH??? if not, it comes HIGHLY recommended..better yet: watch it at night whenever you REALLY need to be doing yer homework...it makes it THAT MUCH funnier.

5-6-01 Let's go out to the Forrrrum! Let's go out to the Forrum!! Let's go out to the Forrrum, and i dunno...look at old stuff....yup, well, this weekend marked 3 MOST TRIUMPHANT performances of HCHS's spring play...and considering that it was a midsummer night's dream i think it went pretty swell...BIG YAY FOR TREE NYMPHS!!! everybody else was wonderful as well (yay squix, you cuddly, cuddly lion) and if anybody cares, syd's hot glue burn is healing QUITE nicely! the best part of the play, though was the cast party....especially when two strippers, er...police officers showed up with flashlights from behind the bushes in chris reaves's backyard...NEAT!! he also had some pretty good fruit plates...but yes....exactly....VALETE!!!

5-3-01 always conjugate yerselves, people..i mean REALLY...we're on a busy schedule here!! so anywho... i presume everyone will be attending the production of a midsummer night's dream this friday(7pm) and/or saturday(2pm or 7pm...you take yer pick!) i mean, yeah, the play IS boring, and what-not, but what other opportunity are you going to get to all of us spROCKits dressed up as little tree nymphs...you will not BELIEVE the curiosity that can be displayed on our faces!! you'll just have to come to the performances to see for yerselves....so, i heard JIM BRITT giggle today! he was fixing strawberry shortcake and giggled over the squirting of the rheddi-whip and out burst the most pillsbury doughboy giggle EVER!! quite an experience i SHAN't forget.....right, so sign our guestbook beasties...

5-1-01 HAPPY MAY DAY!! i really have nothing to say about the spROCKits...maybe one day, we can look back on this "situation" and laugh...hopefully...but yeah, just thought i'd update so you guys would get excited (humor me here) and be all "AN UPDATE! AN UPDATE!" and all it is, is to tell you that in fact, there is no update...sorry folks! side note: i SOO thought that jim and i ran over arthur in the ranchero today crushing his body under the back wheels....BUT NO!! this just proves that art is made outta steel!...or rubber.....

4-25-01 I'm really beginning to enjoy play practice, SOLEY for all the freshman kiddies we spot on the way over. And it's always syd and em to spot these goofs....so, every afternoon, if you be walking home around 345, watch for 2 girls fist hanging outta passingby cars, with their regal shouts of "STAR WARS OR DIE!" anywho- we all hope mae-mae starts to feel a lot better; not only did her tummy bother her, but sarah (the root of evil that involves dachshunds) kept on beating her up....tsk tsk...well, not much else to say, now is there?! NO!! well, let's all go simultaneously nap. sorry for shortness

4-22-01 what an awkward weekend. who knew tri-fest could be so....invigerating?? yeah almost. well, we spROCKits met up with some new crazy characters, and some that we've just lost contact with. our good buddy, art, was rockin the co

3-12-01 HOLA, YOLA AOLA! well, another weekend iS enjoyed and over with. IT all staRted off With a lovely romp to e-ville to witness the awesomeness that IS.......THE MULLETS! wonderful, great, yay....to make this evening even BEtteR, ice cReam was involved! Yeah, enticing, iSn't it? THen On satuRday, The filming of HerCule's 12 mAgnifient labors commenced....but then was reduced to about 4 labors....the favorite was definitely the beating of the nemean lion, aKa sarah. but, shE did make a lovely cloak. too BAd neitheR Sicily nor sirvo, nor squix, mel, joey, bri-bri, ( who else wasn't there??) couldn't of come....the obscene outburst was GREATLY missed. i think sicily spent most of her weekend with this shiloh creature, and then the other part getting sick. well now, all of the youngin' sprockits must be off to memorize ridiculus julius caesar quotes: "let us be sacrificers, not butchers, Caius; let's kill him boldy, but not wrathfully; Let's carve him as a dish, fit for the gods; Not hew him as a carcass, fit for hounds!" Alright.. now, go tickle jim's rear with yer foot.

3-07-01 Well, well, well....what to say, what to say....oh yes, i forgot, finding something to babble about has never been a problem for any of the spROCKits......after seeing waaay too many psychic commericials, i think i've picked up on some of the soothsaying abilities....aahhhh it's coming to me... 4/5 of the spROCKits are....wait.....it's coming...they are....READINGthe oddyssey! YES THIS HORRID PREDICTION IS TRUE! but anywho- sicily has finally found herself a decent fellow....and there was much rejoicing, that is by everyone except her husband, sirvo....now the question on everybody's mind: will squix accept her new suitor?????? no answer yet. mae and syd had a lovely, yet chilly, time in leweyville. they even met cake-girl, who was quite lovely and gave them huge heapings of apple and red velvet cake...ah we salute you cake girl! this weekend, syd is renting out sar-sar's house for english project/movie fun! anyone who wants to help participate, should feel free to come on down (after begging sarah first)! if applying for roles in the movie, prepare to be stripped down to togas or wear something equally embarassing. hmm...what other random thought can we throw in? OH YES! foreign lanuage festival was last friday! sicily, syd, squix and perhaps sar both won stuff and'll be attending state competition...WHAT DORKS! well, go give jimbo a hug, and feed the fish.

3-01-01 AAAHH!!! an update!!!! HOW CRAZY! i know! but after a delicious meal of spaghetti-0's, i felt inspired to do something. After writing 20 chapters of the new great american novel, running 2 miles in the drizzling rain, and giving all the homeless puppies in my neighborhood, i decided i might as well put up a new "news"-thingy...so back to the point...sprockits, sprockits... who's got the sprockits?? well, for any interested syd and mae will be venturing out to their home away from home, louisville this weekend....mae REALLY wishes she could hook up with those bmxers (mentioned previously) but has failed to get in contact with them, to tell of our arrival...sirvo and sicily have been attending jive talkin' recently, and boy do they luv it! i believe that's where those two lucious ladies are at, right now. and em.....well, em......she...hmm...well, em's just being her normal, cuddly, adorable self! last tuesday the sprockits, plus a few other old time friends went over to a local elementary school to mentor some youngins'.....you should be laughing right now. surprisingly the kids weren't as horrified as expected....but there was still a little fear burned into their hearts....well, anywho- go off and frolick and expect another update next leap year.

2-19-01 The 3-DAY WEEKEND isn't even over yet, though I can safely say it was centered around 1 thing: JIM BRITT!!! You already know about Friday's excursion. Apparently after certain spROCKits left, all the others got kicked out, cos SOMEONE was bowlin' in street shoes....tsk, tsk....let's move onto Saturday. Mr. Britt self-lessly took Mae + Syd waaaay out into the depths of E-ville to see da mullets perform....there we saw :TOM AND ZACK AGAIN!! how grand! mae + syd had SOOOO much fun w. Jimbo that night and the blanks, dirty old men, and MULLETS were not disappointing in the slightest....we even got to hear some stuff from TKKC....now to sunday! Syd was awakened after church by a call, promising a day filled w/ fun, food, book &music exchanges, russians, and best of all JIM BRITT!!! how could she POSSIBLY PASS UP THIS opportune opportunity!?!? (give yer own answer) MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! so off romped Jimbo, Joey, and Sydney into the wild outdoors. Much fun was had, until we got to Joey's house...there syd had one of the most terrifying movie experiences of her life!! it was terrible!!! the only thing that got her through it was the (omni)presence of JIM BRITT....thank you, you unhonored hero! well, that's all for now...see ya kiddies!

2-16-01 The honorary spROCKit poll is finally over!!! good job Neal, you are now an honorary spROCKit (much to half the real spROCKits' dismay)....what will you receive to commemorate this joyous occasion?? i dunno...but anywho-- hope everyone had a nice v-day. mine was LOVELY! but back to tonight's escapade....syd, sirvo and mae all scampered over to the bowling alley to meet up with some non-spROCKits. all the cool kids were there: mel+bry, sar, tom, ( i heart 3 letter names) zack turner, JIM BRITT!!! to name a few... well, keep on sprocking and sorry for the short message...maybe i'll recap the evening more thouroughly later...BING0!

2-12-01It's oh-so refreshing to see someONE finally take the lead in that blasted poll... a 5-way tie Just gets sO boring.. but anywho-- thE girlies had a marvelous weekend... festivities started out on fridaY wIth a rendezvouS @ sicily's for her b-day. her relatives had MadE crab ranGoon And egg rolls; they were Mega-yum....and then to top It aLl off: cassa charlotte cake(sp?) IT WAS MEGA-COOT (in a GOOD way!) and it only took 3 Days to make! The next day it was off to Nashville! We went shopping and saw a munchkin from the wizard of oz!! WOW!! the munchkin was signing autographs, charging money and telling mean stories about judy garland....GOOD TIMES! Then we all came home and were sick! Mel doesn't have a fever anymore! YAY! all the spROCKits are now going to simultaneously take vitamin C's.

2-7-01 Who would you rather be? Joey Ramone, Thurston Moore, or Mary Timony?? why?? Is there really a difference between cherry and strawberry twizzlers?? OH YEAH BABY! Difference 1 being that cherry ones are MEGA-COOT...in a bad way. speaking of cherry....there ARE SOOO many different versions of "cherry bomb". I think the spROCKit favorite is definitely going to be the rendition by shonen knife.....for no good reason. The biggest perturbance (*i've been using that since '73!*) amongst the younger girls in this band is 4th block. English is harsh...let me re-phrase, GRAMMER is harsh. well, now that the ramblings are over with, let's focus on the actual goings-ons of these lovely specimens. The SpROCKits really haven't been up to too much in the past days....BUT just WAIT till this weekend! the grand ole opry will NEVER be the same! more on that later.....5 bucks to anyone who'll do syd's grammer packet.

2-5-01 What will 3/5 of the spROCKits be doing feverishly tomorrow night?? PREDICTION: printing out their memoirs! oh how we shake our fists at you, mavis! "i did my over the weekend! i'll spit!" shake hard, shake together, shake often and most importantly, shake well but anywhoozle...poor sirvo is feeling ill tonight, so we hope she feels better....almost.......one thing the spROCKits would like to point out: sicily is a really swell gal....i mean it.....she's just GRAND! if you see her in the hallways of school, down the aisle of buy-low, or swipin stuff from candy stores, make sure you go and give her a pat on the back (pocket). but now, we're off to get a jumpstart on tomorrow...ahhh....MEMORIES......i hate them.

2-2-01 What exactly is "vim"? maaan......i want vim and vigor, but i can't figure it out.....EHEU!!! on this lovely friday evening, mavis + syd enjoyed a lovely evening packed full of movies: to wong foo, thanks for everything, julie newmar; nightmare before x-mas; and right now beauty and the beast....what will come next? sirvo COULD have been a part of this lovely evening, but she declined....what a pansy! sicily is out in e-ville, and we have no idea where emily0 is spending this friday night...but wait! mavis chimes in "LEXINGTON, LEXINGTON! EM'S IN LEXINGTON!". well, i guess that solves that mystery...another job well done for the spROCKit private eyes. case closed!

2-1-01 AHHH...Febuary...good or bad?? 10:14 pm....the go-go's behind the music is on vh1....these are the happiest days of my life...well, no meetin' ever commenced. it was probably for the best, i mean, how could the spROCKits even attempt at being a real band if all they have are bloody stumps for arms??? anywho--back to the go-go's.....syd's fav go-go DEFINITELY must be gina shock...she's soo mega-coot!! in a GOOD WAY!! there's been some sketchy things going down at the poll.....and the spROCKits don't like it ONE BIT!! we want a fair race, or we'll find the perpetrator and throw gray blueberry muffins at you!! yeah, that's intimidating, huh?

1-29-01 IT'S MUTINY!!! there's been an uprising in the spROCKits! here i am minding my own business, when i receive a call, saying how a certain band member WON'T drum for 2 of the spROCKits on the weekend...(say it in unison) WHAA?!?! but anywho-- a meetin' has been called to figure out all these crazy goings-ons! what will go down? who will lose an eye? Will BEAVIS have to make an appearance to put the smack down? only time will tell. HAVE i mentioned HOW GREAT the show was on friday??? EVERYBODY was in such a grand mood. unfortunately only 2 of the spROCKits got to attend it, but they brought along: JIM BRITT!!! maaan...is that guy cool or what?!?! if you ever see him, make sure you tickle him in the sides.

1-25-01 today is thursday...this can only mean one thing....TOMORROW'S FRIDAY!!! oh happy days..mavis and cliff are getting ready to head out to winter blitz, some crazy thing in bowling green, maybe?? syd and sirvo are headin' out to the show tomorrow and YOU SHOULD TOO! a measly 5 bucks to see the coolest (REAL) band in the tri-state area: the MULLETS! yeah, and maybe dirty old men will have that dirty old mascot with them again....WATCH ME! so go to the denton shelter house tomorrow at 8, or go fluff it.

SpROCKit INSIGHTS!!

i'd just like to say that folks like mr. kanga rhew and mr. hatton are what makes being a spROCKit worthwhile....without them, and others who have yet to step out of the linoleum, the joy of being a spROCKit would hardly amount to a squirrel's heap of winter nuts.

1-21-01 Hey yo...whattcha doin this friday? well, it doesn't matter; drop EVERYTHING and go to The Mullets' show @ Denton!

1-19-01 maaaan...this is birthday week!!! 3 b-days in a row! First we encountered Mr. Arthur Hatton.....then we'll skip over today where we meet Ben Skinner (vote for him and be a winner!!KUNA 1999) and jump back to Thursday: CRAZY SQUIX'S BIRTHDAY!!! We all went out tonight for a lovely dining experience at the Olive Garden, then it was off to toysRus, where the scooter gang was formed....I can't tell you the name of it, just yet...but don't worry. you'll soon be seeing our name scrawled all over downtown Hendo, as soon as our gang gets its numbers up. GO WATCH CHICKEN RUN!!!! NOW!!!

1-15-01 GO FOR IT RAWKED!!!!! 4/5 of the SpROCKits were in attendence (sirvo was greatly missed) and they all had an absolute blast! Double UH UH to everybody else that went! HAPPY MLK DAY!!! Anywho--Not much going on with us; we're all very tired! but that's ok, we'll get our sprockin' energy back soon enuff. keep on sprockin in the free world!

1-10-01 YOWZA!!! i don't know about the rest of the spROCKits, but i, sydney, am sosososo excited about this upcoming weekend, when we will all be attending GO FOR IT CONFERENCE!!! i'm so pepped, i can hardly pee......yeah.....(awkward silence #47)...but anywho-- Q: how can you make yerself look MEGA-cool for all yer little friends??? A: by going and signing the spROCKits' guestbook!! then when all yer friends go and look at it, they can be in awe of how--ok, this is going nowhere....just go sign the guestbook, ok?? TANKS!!

1-9-01Howdy stranger....The SpROCKits are grudgingly attending school again after almost a month of snow days and x-mas break, and what do they come back to??? FINALS!! maaaaan....is that mega-bun! but anyways...a few of the sprockits have been trying to make some crappy recordings....not intently, that's just how they come out...they sound...well...they sound pretty crappy. but anyways, now that yer done reading this, go check out neal/nitler/nilly/whatever you wanna call him's website: www.angelfire.com/bc/xdomain it's just lovely!!!

1-2-01 WOW!!!(for maximum effect, pull up 2 "w's" with yer fingers and place them on either side of yer "o" shaped mouth) It's a new year!! Boy do I feel different...refreshed...renewed....ready to go out and make this the best year ever......you don't feel that way either?? ok just making sure i wasn't the only one..

SpROCKit INSIGHTS!!

man...wouldon't if be funny if mavis had no backspace button!?!?1! And by the way, a SpROCKit scars page will soon be up!!! Syd already got some flesh broken, and Mavis has a broken finger!!!

12-28-00 HELLOOOO!!! (as all good Lynese might say) It is very cold at SpROCKits HQ tonite, but somehow, in some way...we'll make it through! Now that we're all done gorging on g-ma's fruitcake, it's time to focus on another aspect of winter: NEW YEAR'S!!! good ole sarahola has kindly decided to take the SpROCKits out of old man winter's icy grip and entertain us for 4-5 hours...we have been guaranteed throwing things on the pool table, exercising till we drop, a loud obscene outburst from Squix, and lessons to learn Thriller!! oooohhh waiting is the hardest part!! all interested parties please contact the sprockits for more info. Anywho--before you head on out, make sure to go by the world domination page and vote for the SpROCKits! we could be sneaky, and change the votes around, but NO!! We believe in what you have to say!!! Ok, so come back and buy me a massage...or we'll sick an Australian lass on ya

12-24-00 Sorry for the lack of caring the SpROCKits may have been given you by not updating in a looong time; we still love you! Mavis just got a keen new keyboard: 61 keys of pure dj sound enjoyment!! Well, things are going kind of slow with almost half of the SpROCKits out of town for awhile, but we're aspiring towards doing something very special for sarah's new year's bash. Hope you have a nice holiday, and watch out for those scooter gangs that'll be littering the streets come Christmas morning.

12-9-00 A ginormous round of much-deserved applause (and sexual favors) goes to the SpROCKit member that aided in the production of the HCHS play, M*A*S*H! (joey rhew is mega-hot) yay! The Trash Brats' show last Wednesday was quite lovely. Sirvo and Sydney got beaten up by thugs in the pit. It was a night to go down in the Tri-State Scene History books, for our very much loved, Ginger Vitis left the kittens....sad days. Sicily, our dearest drummer is going through man troubles...if any of the men involved in these shenanigans (or want to be) see this, email her at: bigfl1199@hotmail.com.

12-5-00 Due to an underwhelming response from anybody, besides Sicily, the picture in question was replaced.

GO TO THE TRASH BRATS/ kittens SHOW TOMORROW AT DENTON SHELTER!!!

12-1-00 The SpROCKits have been receiving much criticism about that so-called "vulgar" picture under the links section....well, if you want it off, yer going to have to work for it. send us an e*mail, telling us if you think we should take it down, or why we should keep it up. Whichever side we receive the most emails from, will decide what we do to the picture. ok? ok? i SAID OK? alright then!
p.s. EM GOT HER PERMIT!!!

11-29-00 Not much news going on....BUT THERE WILL BE!!! The SpROCKits are planning many new, exciting, inappropriate things, all of which will be posted as soon as HCHS stops giving so many tests. Keep on checking back!

11-15-00 Well, the SpROCKits & Co. just returned from another birthday party excursion, this time in Louisville, ...good times were had, lots of records were bought, many crab legs were eaten, and even friends were met. We got to meet a bmx gang...happy days ARE here again! We finallygot some pictures of Sirvo up, so go check 'em out. As soon as we get the chance, we'll also be puttin up pictures from both cliff's and syd's parties, so COME BACK....grrrrrrr

11-4-00 2/5 of the SpROCKits (and some groupies) decided to take a break from their strenuous practicing and gig-playing this weekend, and attend a far-away PHARENSICS MEET!! What in the heck is that?!?! Why is that spelled so funky?!?!? I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!! We all bombed, but we did get to gallivant around the school and get a little play :)
On another note...the SpROCKits are being accused of being under 13, so if the site doesn't change for a loooong time, don't rejoice; we're still here.

10-20-00 This weekend the SpROCKits and comrades, celebrated Cliff's birthday. First we dressed up as skankily zany as possible, sneaked up on Cliff in her natural habitat, kidnapped her, shipped her off to Don Pablo's Mexican Kitchen, and then we all went bowling...good times!!! We hope she had as good as time as we did.

10-22-00 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRADLEY IN A COUPLE OF DAYS!!!! Mr. Lynese had a lovely celebration this weekend @ an undisclosed location....certain members of the SpROCKits were not invited...but others, had a ball. Particularly Mavis, who kept on questioning how many children had urinated in the plastic balls. Goodfellow Brian kept on riding the jet ski game a BIT too much for anyone's taste. He kept on jerking it around.

Don't forget to go see Servo's website: www.geocities.com/dewdrop9_!!!

10-12-00 ONE Sydney Viscosity received ONE teddy bear from ONE fellow musician- a fine murrayian, and an all-around good, inappropriate guy by the name of Brandon Passmore...They've professed their mutual love and the date of marriage has yet to be set...but expect a new addition to the SpROCKit family in about 9 months......wink....wink.....

10-08-00 YES!!! The below news is true...partially about Cliff's weird birthmarks, BUT MOSTLY about the new SpROCKit member...Yer still gonna have to wait till we get her vitals up to find out who the lucky gal is, though!!

9-18-00 A new face might be popping onto the scene with the SpROCKits...more news on it later; when things get more official.

9-17-00Are you feeling distressed because you don't know what happened to the SpRockits?? Haven't heard from them in awhile?? Well, don't freak out....this is all part of the master plan... The girls are AS WE SPEAK in their secret underground tunnel finalizing their scheme to take over the world. It was going kinda slow, because Mavis's wooden leg got termites, Sydney got some weird rash, and Clifford's birthmarks kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger...but other than that, everything should be falling into place very soon........